This movie had so many funny lines!

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ofrah1 — 12 years ago(July 14, 2013 08:01 PM)

"Is that what bothers you? That I did these things, or that I did them with Tod?"
I agree with you - that's a GREAT line!

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cainjs — 12 years ago(May 22, 2013 04:41 AM)

I lost my retainer!!
You made me play 2nd base!!
I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn! I need applause to live!

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KatrinaW — 12 years ago(November 09, 2013 04:55 AM)

Julie: Well, if he thinks I'm having his baby now, he's crazy!

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rattlesnake_suitcase — 11 years ago(September 08, 2014 06:11 PM)

Gil - "well that's perfect! Let's have Five! Lets have six! Let's have a dozen and pretend they're donuts!"
"You can believe what you want, but don't believe it here." - Harry Crumb

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Ditto-head — 11 years ago(September 22, 2014 06:23 PM)

Tod: Do you know what that is?
Helen: If memory serves.
Patty: Eeeeee-Yah! (punches Nathan in the face.)
Young Gil: You don't even exist. You're just an amalgam.
Usher: A what?
Young Gil: (makes Steve Martin face, explains what an amalgam is)
Usher: Great. You've got a beautiful wife and kids, and I'm a g.d. amalgam.

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AmyJolamb — 10 years ago(March 17, 2016 08:19 PM)

Grandma tells her roller coaster story. Then leaves for the car. The wife talks about how sweet grandma is. Gil is all angry. The wife says grandma is brilliant then Gil says "If she is brilliant how come she is sitting in the neighbors car!"
This cracks me up. I picture a sweet old lady calmly sitting in a car. The owners of the car fresking out wondering who is in their car.
I don't know but it's so funny!

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bkerber — 9 years ago(August 24, 2016 05:17 AM)

That's one of my favorites too.
Also - Justin goes to check out Patty's flash cards and then starts eating the dots. Gil - "Justin no, hold on. I'll get you some dip."

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stevenackerman69 — 9 years ago(November 11, 2016 06:20 PM)

Yeah, it showed that it looked like she was brilliant, but she wasn't completely. I'm sure the neighbors would've done something eventually, they just didn't show that part.

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stevenackerman69 — 9 years ago(November 11, 2016 06:18 PM)

Don't know if this is in here yet, but I liked this line:
Grandma and Susan enter Gary's room where Helen is watching this sex tape and Grandma asks, "What channel is this?"

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Filmbuff29 — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 04:14 AM)

Your mouth used up all the power.