Things I learned from this movie
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BeBenNova — 16 years ago(May 06, 2009 08:09 AM)
- Prison guards will work with an inmate to kill the guy who planned the escape for the main stars when the plan was hatched without anyone else watching/hearing but will be unable to stop the 2 said stars from escaping.
- Ray Tango misses his wardrobe (cant believe that one hasnt been said)
- Hot teens are having sex in their car in underground parkings
- Cash would like to be as forgiving as Tango but frankly this whole thing ******* sucks
- Cops doing a search in a tities bar will easily be distracted by the strippers (i would be 2, Teri Hatcher in shiny underwears = epic)
- Cash with his IQ is unarmed and still VERY dangerous.
- Cash put half the criminals in prison.
- Captain Dynaball was a character from Conan the Barbarian (love those Stallone-Schwarzenegger jokes, like the President Schwarzenegger in Demolition Man)
- The crapper of a big black inmate is his.
- Slinky is not afraid of Tango because he killed his best friend.
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DarthVampirous — 16 years ago(June 07, 2009 02:31 PM)
This is too funny, looks like most of mine were stolen.
54. Dalton was right, ALWAYS CHECK THE RIGHT BOOT!!!
55. If a hot stripped gives you a massagae, she will get off too.
56. You can keep a loaded gun in an unlocked draw and the worest will happon is that someone will beep with you sights.
57. You can make a beep load of money and dress in Italian suits, but in Beveraly Hills your still a wop.
58. The LA DA office will always belive a convicted felon over a highly decorated Cop.
59. You can easily frame two cops in a room full of FBI with the ol dissapearing hankie trick.
60. The government is in the habbit of selling off milatary land to drug lords.
61. You can have a huge gunfight with a RV from Hell, multipal truks, and earth moving equipment and no one will notice.
62. It's always a good idea to destroy eveidence of illegal gun trading when trying to prove that the guy setting you up is doeing something illagal.
63. When trying to prove that your not a psycho murding cop on the take, it's always a good idead to shoot the one guy that prove your innocence in the head. -
crysjumar — 10 years ago(September 10, 2015 04:45 PM)
- If you want Cash's vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, You got it!
oh, snap!!! I'm rollin' on that one.because I read it using Kurt Russell's voice.
Take your pinche color-coordinated sponsored chingada and take a flying fck -
WorldSacred — 12 years ago(July 15, 2013 08:16 AM)
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
If that was in reference to the Brion James character, then you are well off the mark. Sounded very English.
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
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radiotheatre-1 — 16 years ago(June 17, 2009 02:53 PM)
All asians know how to speak English if you'll only beat it out of them.
Sly Stallone magically transforms into a 'roided Harold Ramis by wearing glasses.
You're only out of your jurisdiction if the local cops show up.
During lockdown, prisoners can easily abduct other prisoners from their cells without any prison guards ever noticing.
Clunky overweighted mini-RV's can go 0-60mph in 5.5 seconds. They also do not swerve or decelerate when the driver has abandoned the wheel.
Jack Palance will never make martyrs out of cops.
Accelerating for 5 seconds in front of a transport truck automatically puts you half a mile in front of said truck, allowing you to stop in the middle of the road, exit your car, unnecessarily reload your underpowered .38, and fire several shots at the incoming transport as an homage to Jackie Chan. -
matthew-brown1 — 16 years ago(October 10, 2009 10:15 AM)
Yves Perret thinks it is easier or quicker to bake a cake or clean a toilet bowl
it is always a good idea to have electric cables in the rain.
Cash has a few admirers
August the 14th was the day cash was hatched.
Tango will visit Jabba the Hut -
predator_ugly_mf — 16 years ago(December 28, 2009 05:06 PM)
The crapper belongs to your new cellmate.
Prisons dont have golf courses.
Tango has seniority, so he makes the statements.
Tango and Cash are like two little mice.
DONT INSIST!
If you dont like your new cellmate, wrap a slinky around his head.
Cash never talked about plan C.
Never bump uglies with Tango's sister.
Conan deserved to have his jaw broken and rammed into a prison bar. -
andrewsprz — 16 years ago(January 16, 2010 04:07 PM)
- A slinky can look 20 feet long when wraped around a prison inmate.
- You could always use a little more IRON in your diet.
- Its easy to escape a maximum security prison when both the guards and inmates are looking for you.
- Tango gets lonley very quick.
- usually when you steel a very fat dudes jumpsuit, they will fit you pretty nicely.
- The bad news is we're almost outa gas. The good news is we're ALMOST OUTA GAS.