Some great ones in there. One of mine - more to follow:
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Tango & Cash
anannya_sen — 15 years ago(September 02, 2010 08:55 AM)
Some great ones in there. One of mine - more to follow:
154. Ray likes to dance when he arrests criminals. One the way in he will perform a waltz. On the way out it will be a tango.
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fireworld_abe — 15 years ago(October 05, 2010 03:34 AM)
155-Tango and Cash will always go on two.
156-Tango and Cash's sights were off.
157-It's easy to lose two convicted felons on their way to prison.
158-Chinamen who speak English refuse to in a court of law.
159-Ray Tango has cost Perret more then Gabriel Cash.
160- Slinky is Tango's new fiancee.
161- Local cops want Tango's ass.
162- The neighborhood kids love Cash.
163- Cash welcomes all foreigners to America.
164- Smashing florescent lights with the top of your car will only cause them to dangle from the ceiling; not burst.
165- Tango and Cash subscribe to the same newspaper.
166- Cathrine doesn't like to give out her phone number. -
Ocean_Breeze — 14 years ago(January 28, 2012 07:10 AM)
- Cash is a bad liar.
- It's possible to wrap a slinky around the body of a fat man so many times that you virtually entomb him.
- Stripping often resembles a bad jazzercise class.
- Stallone has a mighty fine butt.
- Russell in drag is even less convincing than Val Kilmer in drag in the movie Willow (even though more effort was put into Cash's "outfit".)
- You can play on and with electric wires in a thunderstorm and not get shocked.
- It's possible to go steady with an alimony check.
- If you're a decorated cop and you have to give a statement to the court before being sentenced, it's beneficial to your and your co-defendent's stance of innocence by cursing out the courtroom.
- Kurt Russell made this movie. What with his one-liners, his braggadacio and the aforementioned statement just had people in stitches.
- In the same vein, Stallone has no right to try and pin the fall of action movies on Michael Keaton (?!) when most action stars (himself including) can do action, but not dialogue. Case in point: his delivery of the line "With a tow truck." Face meets palm.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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vamp_frost04 — 14 years ago(February 29, 2012 10:25 PM)
- No one bothers to ever mention the STRONG resemblance between tango and john rambo. So that means the actor sly stallone and tango live in the same universe. So if they live in the same universe its possible that stallone was in tango in cash IN tango and cash. So its possible cash makes fun of rambo within the movie within the movie.
Does anyone elses brain feel like a fried egg?
"I was attacked by a coked up whore and a crazy dentist!"
- No one bothers to ever mention the STRONG resemblance between tango and john rambo. So that means the actor sly stallone and tango live in the same universe. So if they live in the same universe its possible that stallone was in tango in cash IN tango and cash. So its possible cash makes fun of rambo within the movie within the movie.
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MadDog-ThrashTillDeath — 13 years ago(November 16, 2012 11:30 AM)
180 - Tango dresses like a banker
181 - Conan Jaws are huge!!
182 - Need to be tuching the ground in order to get electrocutated if I grab an electricity cable
183 - Tango's sister is super hot!
184 - When inmates try to escape from a prision, guards and other inmates can team up to capture the fugitives.
185 - Never trust your sister when she tells you where ahe works. -
meetmeataxe — 13 years ago(January 07, 2013 05:07 PM)
- Tango & Cash are the 2 most well known cops on the East and West side, respectively. Yet no-one recognises them when they are arrested for murder
- You can be caught murdering a cop, red-handed, but take a plea deal for involuntary manslaughter and get 18 mths;
- Raging fires are common place in Gen Pop;
- When legally chasing down a potential escapee, the team of armed guards should be lead by the most hardened, mutant-jawed prisoner avaialble;
- Kurt Russell is a good-looking woman!
- Strippers used to play electro-drums, as opposed to actually, stripping
- The real criminal is the IMDB rating only 6.1/10???
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helbent4 — 11 years ago(January 26, 2015 04:43 AM)
- If you live in a walk-up apartment in LA, you can still have your own 1-car private garage with an automatic door opener.
- When driving your car into said garage, a waiting horde of children will spray you with waterguns.
- Prisons have ventilation tunnels with huge fans, which also double as storm drains when it rains.
- In prison, bad guys with abnormally large jaws will prefer a grappling-hook and chain over, say, a shiv.
- Ray Tango thinks his Captain is proposing marriage to him.
- Dirty FBI Agents keep plates of uncovered spaghetti in their fridges.
- because they are too busy counting their money to count calories.
- Perret wants to be known only as someone who doesn't like Tango very much.
- Perret either thinks his mice are beautiful, Tango and Cash are beautiful, or both.
- Ray Tango really does miss his wardrobe.
- Ray Tango wears his glasses when reading, driving and making trick shots with his dinky "Chief's Special" revolver but not during an armed drug raid.
- The mullet-haired LASO officer thinks the Big City Boy is out of his neighborhood.
- LASO dept. uniform shoulder flashes also do not identify their actual department and just say "Sheriff".
- Tango does not know or will not tell Cash his sister's stage name.
- Gabe Cash will pay cash to enter a dance club.
- Ray Tango shows his love for his sister by offering to buy her a savings bond.
- Bonds have a 7 and a quarter percent yield, which is big money.
- Cash points out that Ray Tango doesn't even have a plan B for escaping.
- Ray Tango will shoot a tank trailer that is confirmed be carrying gasoline if he thinks it also carries cocaine.
- When exotic dancers go on tour they don't want you to call them, they'll call you.
- Ray Tango is just letting the locals do their thing.
- That tanker truck is a major moving violation.
- The Sheriff wants your badge, your weapon and your ass.
- Ray is able to quote from memory the "big brothers' handbook".
- When seeing what he presumes is his sister having sex with a dude, Ray Tango will simply stand there and awkwardly listen and watch her instead of, you know, hanging out in the kitchen for ten or twenty minutes until they're done.
- Lo Pan, sorry, Quan controls the East Side, where Gabriel Cash has cost Perret millions of dollars.
- Lopez controls the West Side of the city, where Ray Tango has cost him even more.
- Gabriel Cash is a sassy woman in drag!
- Gabriel Cash will instantly notice that someone "effed" with his gun, but then quickly forget about it.
- A billion-dollar drug bust by Ray Tango goes above the fold while a 200 kilo drug bust by Gabriel Cash goes below the fold.
- Fat guys in prison will choose the top bunk over the easier-to-climb-into lower bunk to sleep in.
- Psycho inmates will keep newspaper clippings of their crimes taped to their cell walls to show their new cellmates and readily admit to killing their best friends.
- High-profile trials of corrupt cop-killer LAPD detectives are held so quickly the wounds on the witnesses' faces will still be fresh.
- Gabriel Cash will grab a slice of anyone's pizza as it's going by.
- Gabriel Cash wears his bulletproof vest while putting away the groceries.
- Weapons guy Owen and Gabriel Cash may be family.
- Poor, lonely Owen just wants someone to say something over the radio.
- Owen and Gabriel Cash have the same taste in clothing and guns.
- Ray Tango and the LAPD are out of their jurisdiction.
- Car bombs can be rigged to explode when you open the door and not when you turn the key in the ignition.
- There is a lot of pollution in the air tonight named "Perret".
- Those two cops are driving Perret crazy.
- Ray Tango is only a cop because he likes good old fashioned American action.
- A margin call from his broker is more important to Ray Tango than a talk with his sister.
- Gabriel Cash thinks this is all wrong.
- It takes Gabriel Cash a half hour to break a case that took Ray Tango 3 months to investigate.
- If Gabe Cash makes it back and Ray Tango doesn't, Gabe is totally going to date Ray's sister.
- Neither Tango nor Cash goes in on a major drug raid with either backup, warrants or cocked weapons.
- LAPD suspects are taken to the police changing room to relieve themselves.
- The LAPD will mistake a 5'6" woman wearing a motorcycle helmet for a suspect that is male and 5'11".
- Exotic dancers keep glamour shot posters of themselves above their beds.
- Duck statues make great weapons.
- LAPD Captains wear cheap sunglasses over Foster Grants or Ray Ban Aviators.
- When having sex in the back of a car, teenage girls will remove their shirts and bras but not their headbands.
- Russian immigrants wear T-shirts that directly reference Glasnost.
- Pornographic pictures taped to cell walls are not against prison regulations.
- You can't get electrocuted if you don't to
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buddyboy28 — 11 years ago(February 08, 2015 07:12 PM)
Never use a big black man's crapper.
It doesn't matter if Cash forgets to go to a supermarket, he can pick up some groceries when he gets in to his apartment block.
Perret thinks watching too much television can hurt your eyes but likes to watch a dozen screens at once.
You'll see more flesh watching women's wrestling than you will on the stage of the Cleopatra club.
Tango's captain goes to the wrong wig stores.
All of Cash's drug busts are blind luck.
Tango not only likes to flirt with his sister but likes to stand and watch when (he thinks) she's having sex.
Pushing a man's slipped disc back in to place gives Catherine an orgasm.
Cash's bulletproof vest is so advanced you can't actually tell he's wearing one under his T-shirt.
In Los Angeles, the newspaper columns have nothing to do with the newspaper headlines.
Always check your mail for the rent money even if you're in prison.
Tango not only gets an erection when showering with other men, he also gets instant ones. One second he's a peewee then the next he's a tripod.
If you're going to frame two rival cops, don't bother to plan it down to the last detail, let coincidence take care of most of it. Just assume that neither of them will bring back up, and that all the FBI agents are so dumb they won't even notice the crooked agent pull the old switcheroo with their guns.
If you've got a confession tape that will prove your innocence don't give it to the authorities. Not even your captain. Instead let your captain go and stall the authorities from coming after you for another 24 hours while you go and kill the drug kingpin who framed you.
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baran_erik — 10 years ago(March 30, 2016 10:25 PM)
"2. When the police surround a club looking for an escaped prisoner just shave your legs, dress up like a girl and dont worry the cops will never recognize your 5 o clock shadow and adams apple."
Well, it WAS in LA.