They should do a dark reeboot.
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Home Alone
Hungry In cocks way — 4 years ago(December 04, 2021 07:20 PM)
Like no cutesy wootsy slappings of the face while doing a comical scream, I am talking about a straight up mentally disturbed child torturing the **** out of some people trying to rob his house! Hell that could even be the reason he is home alone to begin with, it wasnt no funny mishap, his drug addicted mother just gets so scared of the little freak that she often ups and leaves for days on end to get away from it all, a big complaint about making a home alone film in modern times is that the issue would be resolved rather quickly due to social media and cell phones, so having him purposely left at home would make sense.
The little psycho could be out torturing a cat one day and he over hears some tweekers talking about coming back at night to rob the house……or rape his mom or something, it is a dark filmk so **** it why not.
So he goes about setting up traps in his already run down house but unlike cute traps like toys on the floor it is like soaking them in gas and setting them on fire.
We all laughed when Marv got hit with all those bricks right? But imagine if he didnt get back up and make silly faces, imagine if he started to go into blunt force trauma shock and starts foaming at the mouth, his mates are franticly trying to help him while the kid stands atop his roof punching the air and going YESSS…..
Dark Home alone……