Things I learned from Navy SEALS…
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sojourn223 — 18 years ago(August 17, 2007 07:08 PM)
- When you slit someones throat they suffer from a sudden heart attack that ceases all blood flow.
12)Special Operation Groups Soldiers arent trained in American made weapons and dont know how to use a Stinger.
13)SEALs are so tough that after being told thats they shoudnt jump cause of their malfunctioning parachute, still do.
14)Rick Rossovich is the only man alive that can slap another mans ass and find it cool.
15)Lebanon looks like a piece of beep
16)You can disobey an order from your superior and still remain in an elite outfit.
17)When an armored car goes through the back of a bus it spontaneously explodes.
18)Live fire training CQB houses are right in the middle Navy bases and people walk within a few feet of it casually.
19)Dont talk about Charlie Sheens mom
20)The party is over here.
- When you slit someones throat they suffer from a sudden heart attack that ceases all blood flow.
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sojourn223 — 18 years ago(August 19, 2007 05:52 PM)
Thats crazy. A quarter of a mile away in the middle of (what i guess is) a busy place? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen. All the army bases Ive been on the live fire training was in a separated and designated area. Thanks for the info though.
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myk-harwood — 14 years ago(June 25, 2011 04:05 PM)
""13)SEALs are so tough that after being told thats they shoudnt jump cause of their malfunctioning parachute, still do.""
OR
13) SEALS can tell when their buddy is teasing them about their dislike of HALO jumping by pretending that their 'chute is all screwed up.
Did you really think that after discovering that Dane was about to jump with a screwy 'chute the other guy (I forget who..) would actually LET him exit the plane? Even in UltraMachoHollywoodSEAL reality that's just plain stupid
You did notice that the guy who got his main 'chute hung up and had to abandon it for his backup was the big, black Chief and NOT Dane God the sniper who was nervous about jumping and got teased about it, right?
Myk
Heh - wow - Look at me picking holes in a comment posted nearly four years ago How awesome am I? ;op -
sascha-17 — 13 years ago(September 09, 2012 01:30 AM)
- The CIA never give the SEALs anything.
- US intelligence is in fact so bad that SEAL team-leaders have to go out of their way to gather their own intelligence.
- Reporters are a much better source of intelligence than anyone within the intelligence community.
- Not getting a flag at your fiancee's funeral really sucks.
- Charlie Sheen is jacked.
- It's a good idea to keep a childish, thrill-seeking guy on your team who disobeys orders and endangers your missions whenever he gets a chance.
- You can trust Charlie Sheen with your life - but not with your money or your wife.
- Golf can be made to look just as gay as volleyball.
S.
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Quentin36 — 16 years ago(August 07, 2009 05:45 PM)
- navy seals don't do it for the money
- don't thank them when they save you becasue they don't exist
- when you get paged for a mission you HAVE to go even if your bride is walking up the aisle
- you can ride a bike on a highway about 50 mile an hour and catch a truck
- Seals can hold their breath for as long as dolphins
- submarines can come into 3 feet of water
- Don't bomb a building you know has stolen missles send in Seals so they can get killed
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Cozmo1234 — 15 years ago(March 07, 2011 03:24 PM)
- Navy SEALs can quick-draw their pistols from their leg holsters, snap off 15 rounds on their off hand, and hit their target dead on every time.
- Never volunteer to go on missions with SEALs, because if they see an opportunity to take someone down, they'll do it, even if it means YOU will be iced as well.
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crockett_john — 11 years ago(October 31, 2014 10:38 PM)
- Morphine works really fast.
- bad guys like to store their valuable missiles together in one spot.
- A rickety old submarine is worth half a billion dollars.
I'm just expressing my opinion.
You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.
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Hendry_William_French — 9 years ago(June 14, 2016 12:22 AM)
- If you gotta problem, do something about it. Stick it out there, don't be afraid to get it cut off.
- When you're a Navy Seal, you hit 'em and forget 'em.
- Blowing a door open with a shotgun is Hawkins' idea of room service.
- Navy Seals are paid to die if necessary.
- Hawkins comes home to a fridge full of beer and an address book full of phone numbers.
- When Hawkins breaks cover, you rock the front of that building.
- Try and get an angle on that balcony. If he shows you a piece, blow it off.
- Why don't we just go in there, grab one of these cheese dicks and make 'em talk.
- Beep Lieutenant Curran immediately.
- I hope those terrorist paid their gas bill.
- Curran didn't have time to dick around.
- God didn't engage hostiles. He vaporized them.
Motown, get your Detroit jukebox jheri curl ass in this chicken sh!t chop-chop, ASAFP!