things I have learned from ONLY THE LONELY

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nike_de — 15 years ago(April 19, 2010 12:10 PM)

Sometimes it's good to be a cop

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takerdustx — 15 years ago(September 04, 2010 08:27 PM)

Sicilians invented prostitution and gambling.
Black cows give chocolate milk.

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AnotherSchmoe — 14 years ago(April 08, 2011 10:30 PM)

Polish girls think that chocolate milk comes from dark cows.
http://www.youtube.com/anotherschmoe

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Ziglet_mir — 14 years ago(May 29, 2011 11:25 PM)

Any girl I ask, will not want to go out with me because she's getting her legs waxed.

I'm Your Huckleberry.

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herjabram — 14 years ago(October 23, 2011 01:15 AM)

sometimes it's not good to be a cop
Greeks are great lovers
Greek men never bathe

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brentnevers — 13 years ago(April 14, 2012 05:23 AM)

Ally Sheedy wants to grow bigger breasts!!!

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rgodfrey-2 — 13 years ago(February 16, 2013 02:30 PM)

I learned John Candy really had acting chops.

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jimelek — 12 years ago(January 10, 2014 04:01 PM)

An introverted 29-year-old girl will find true love with a large 41-year-old momma's boy.
"Good night, and grease for peace."

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tmarchetta — 12 years ago(February 18, 2014 07:43 AM)

The best way to remove a corpse from a sixth floor walk-up (or if the elevator is out of order) is lowering it out a window with a fire hose, which, if too short, can simply be cut to allow free fall.

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thunderbird56 — 10 years ago(January 11, 2016 09:50 PM)

You can steal a corpse from a funeral home and still get it a double shot at the local bar.