I've decided: it's not canon.
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Drooch — 9 years ago(January 03, 2017 12:28 AM)
Nice. A really tacky spinoff series called
Alien: Hyperdreams
could be quite fun. We see the hyperdreams of each major character from the series,
John Hurt could come back for a cameo - he dreams about himself in old age, now married to a chestburster. Or Burke fantasising about all that money he could have made, driving in a Ferrari, draped in fresh whores, one of them a just-legal Newt.
Wet Hyperdreams
hosted by Spunkmeyer. The possibilities are endless -
TheSmashingTesticles — 9 years ago(January 03, 2017 05:41 PM)
Nope, you're wrong. Whether you like the movie or not,
Alien 3
is canon.
Plus, who gives a donkey's ass about Hicks and Newt? Hicks was just a soldier, that's it. People like Hicks simply because he was played by Michael Biehn, if Hicks were played by a different actor, no one would give a shlt about Hicks. And people like Michael Biehn just because he was in the first
Terminator
film. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say no one watched
Terminator
for Michael Biehn but watched it for Arnold instead.
and Newt was just a little kid who would
"AAAAAAAGH! RIPLEYYY! AAAAAAAGH!"
She was annoying as fvck. Thank God they kill her in the beginning of
Alien 3
and we never have to worry about her annoying ass screaming again. Seriously, her character was pointless. James Cameron wanted Newt in
Aliens
just to add that useless mother/daughter relationship.
Until someone makes a film that contradicts the events in
Alien 3
,
Alien 3
IS
canon, and
Alien 3
(Assembly Cut) is way better than
Aliens
.
Alien 3
is dark, gothic, brutal, and I love the religious tone in the film. And the idea of Xenomorphs taking their hosts' genes and the quadrupedal Xenomorph were awesome.
At least in
Alien 3
, you don't see Aliens getting killed by humans in every 5 fvcking seconds. -
TheSmashingTesticles — 9 years ago(January 18, 2017 12:48 PM)
Sure. If someone thinks
AvP
is canon, even tho it's clearly
NOT
canon, it must be canon to them since that is what they want to believe.
If someone thinks
Prometheus
isn't canon, even tho it clearly
IS
canon, it must not be canon to them since that is what they want to believe. -
Snake_MacReady82 — 9 years ago(January 19, 2017 08:22 PM)
At least in Alien 3, you don't see Aliens getting killed by humans in every 5 fvcking seconds.
Instead we see random, mostly indistinguishable guys getting killed every five seconds. This was more of a slasher movie than a proper horror movie.
Thit and thpin! -
TheSmashingTesticles — 9 years ago(January 20, 2017 12:00 PM)
Alien 3
doesn't show Aliens as being these stupid bugs that get killed all the time. That single Alien in
Alien 3
was on a rampage. I want to see Aliens as strong, unstoppable beasts!
Suck my dick n i g g a.