Funniest bit of the film?
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peter-700 — 21 years ago(October 31, 2004 02:18 PM)
do the laws of physics cease to apply on your stove?
what are you a (bleep) world traveller?
i could use a good ass kicking
which could,never, be mistaken for a buick skylark
well there's a(bleeping) surprise
i think i get the picture
don't be shy, shout 'em right out when you know
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Iinventedpants01 — 21 years ago(November 29, 2004 07:55 PM)
I thought it was really funny when the lawyer were making the opening statements. Vinny said the prosecution's argument was BS and he sat down. Then the public defender gets up and stutters through about 2 sentences before he gives up.
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bigbuff_guy — 21 years ago(December 03, 2004 11:26 AM)
One funny part is when Vinny comes to the prison for the first time and Stan thinks that he's going to rape him because he doesn't know who he is. There's some pretty hilarious dialogue there. There are lots of hilarious parts though.
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whatsyourboggle — 21 years ago(December 18, 2004 06:15 AM)
Hey, man, I don't wanna do this neither, so let's just make this an in and out procedure, ok?"
"Hey, you can send me away if yo uwant to, but I'm here to help, I man after all, it's your ass!"
Wonderful play on words , there
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xoxcaitlin_kissxox — 18 years ago(June 04, 2007 07:22 PM)
"Did you buy your grits from the same guy who sold jack his bean stalk beans"
"you did it! the case cracker! me in the shower!"
"beans make you fart!
We have a convertable!"
"I shot the clerk"
"my biological clock!"
lisa's whole speil with the hunting thing LOL
"do you give a beep what kinda pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!?!?" -
Kenyuki — 18 years ago(June 05, 2007 01:28 PM)
During the court hearing:
Vinny: "Miss Vito, uh, you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles. Is that correct?"
Lisa: (looks away)
Vinny: "Is that correct??"
Lisa: (shows Vinny her palm while still avoiding his glance)
Judge to Lisa: "Will you please answer the counsel's question?"
Lisa: "No. I hate him."Vinny: "Uh Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Miss Vito's testimony?"
George Wilbur (the federal car expert): (nodding) "Very impressive."
Vinny: "She's cute too, huh?"
George Wilbur: "Yes. Very."Vinny: "So Mr. Crane. You could positively identify the defendants for a moment of two seconds looking through (begins to flash down the pictures):
- this dirty window,
- this crud-covered screen,
- these trees with aaall these leaves on them,
- and I don't know how many bushes?"
Mr. Crane: (examines the picture of the bushes) "Looks lak faaaf."
Vinny: "Ah-ah. Don't forget this one and this one (pointing at two other bushes on the picture).
Mr. Crane: "Seven bushas."
Vinny: "Seven bushes. So, what do you think? It is possible you just saw two guys in a green convertible, and not necessarily these two particular guys?"
Mr. Crane: "I suppose."
Vinny: "I'm finished with this guy," (cooly walks away from the witness stand)
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Vinny: "Your Honour, I respectfully request a full day's continuance to go all over this sssshhhhstuff."
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Judge: "You're a dead man."
Vinny: "I'm a dead man?"
Judge: "That's raaght. I just faxed a clerk of New York and asked him what he knew about Jerry Gallo. And you wanna know what he replaad?"
Vinny: "Did you say 'Jerry Gallo'?"
Judge: "Yes I diiid."
Vinny: "Gallo with a 'G'?"
Judge: "That's raaght."
Vinny: "Jerry Gallo's dead!"
Judge: "I'm aware of that!"
Vinny: "Oh I'm not Jerry Gallo, I'm Jerry Callo! C-A-L-L-O!"
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Officer: "At what point did you shoot the clerk?"
Bill: "I shot the clerk?"
Officer: "Yes. When did you shoot him?"
Bill: "I shot the clerk?"
.ten years later
Bill: "WHOOA! WAIT A MINUTE!"
BANZAI!
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cev-tog — 20 years ago(July 15, 2005 12:44 PM)
Must agrrrrrrr-e I was watching in complete amazement at the "biological suite" scene. Impeccable timing; tantrum so **** real. It just became phisical;
the laughters I mean; uncontrollable; the scene in that surreal environment (for the two characters) it's just beyond repair;I almost got a Fuc**g ernia out of it.
Second funniest bit the youdddddds scene. -
crimson_knight247 — 19 years ago(June 12, 2006 04:08 AM)
what about these pants?
silence
HEY!
imagine your a little do, and your prancing through the forest, you see a brooke, and you place you little doe lips to the cool clear water and BAM your brains get blown out, there little bloody pieces, now would you really give a beep what kind of pants the son of a bitch that shot you was wearing.
think about it, you win all your cases with someone elses help, and then after you win you thank them.OMG what a beep nightmare
screech owl
what the beep is that -
yianni116 — 20 years ago(October 04, 2005 04:14 PM)
katiebluebell, I cam the closest I have ever come to proposing to a girl for marriage when I saw your post for Vinny's biological clock monologue. That scene has to be one of my top 5 of any comedy, maybe of any movie, and you nailed it. I can still see Joe Pesci acting this scene out every time I think of it.
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Tim-O-T — 21 years ago(December 17, 2004 06:48 AM)
How many "My Cousin Vinny" fans are out there?
My brother and I (both over 50) laugh at this movie all the time and refer to it frequently.
Wonder what would happen if they showed it again in theaters ala "Rocky Horror". -
atedogs — 21 years ago(January 01, 2005 06:31 PM)
Almost 50 too and when the hubby kids and I go away in our RV we watch it, it's a ritual and we all quote bits and pieces of it line by line. This is by far one of the best fliks there are I'm convinced. One of my favorite parts is when his girlfriend is called to testify and amazes everyone by her mechanic knowledge. Happy New Year.
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