Best line of the movie

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thecaptaineast — 20 years ago(June 07, 2005 08:46 PM)

was:"Jed,have a drink,take a pill,do whatever you have to do but LIGHTEN THE beep UP!"

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nightshadow7 — 20 years ago(June 20, 2005 11:40 PM)

I prefer the whole "let me tell you something, I am god"

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burninblazes — 20 years ago(September 10, 2005 01:14 PM)

I like that line too, because when I first saw the previews I thought he meant it literally. The line's stuck with me ever since.

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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"
Ed Wood, the movie

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ladyorthetygr — 20 years ago(January 22, 2006 10:05 PM)

Same here.. i loved the drama of that 'i AM God' speech.

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FizzyGillespie — 20 years ago(October 15, 2005 11:06 PM)

Or the amazing follow-up"Ask "God" how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me open."

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jg67 — 20 years ago(August 30, 2005 12:27 PM)

"Then how come I have the ace of spades in my beep pocket!!"
"My left hand hasn't seen my right in twenty years." JJHunsecker

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Juliet24 — 20 years ago(September 25, 2005 05:36 PM)

Yes he should die because he's a beeping little troll that deserves to be put out of his misery for beeping up my life.

• Nicole Kidman (Tracy) talikg about a little blind boy

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CappieGuy — 20 years ago(October 12, 2005 02:34 PM)

Oh you collegiate wit, let me search for a clever comeback. How about "Bite Me"? Bebe Neuwirth

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Krakis — 20 years ago(October 25, 2005 09:51 PM)

So go ahead and read your bible, DENNIS!

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scott89119 — 20 years ago(November 09, 2005 02:23 PM)

So many!
"Physicians don't get to choose!"
"Like shootin' tuna in a barrel!"
"Did your daughter ever tell you she had a husband?"
"Did your wife ever tell you she had a motha?"
"Yeah."
"You're lyin'!"
"Tracey I think you dropped your shoe."
"Sit the beep down!!"
"I'm a doctor."
"You WERE a doctoR!"

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vinnybucksfan87 — 20 years ago(December 30, 2005 12:25 AM)

"What happened to your face"
"I beat the beep out of a deeply disturbed serial rapist."

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danser1 — 20 years ago(February 05, 2006 09:06 AM)

LOL. I absolutely agree with Vinny. Pullman's line is the best!

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xlr8films — 20 years ago(March 26, 2006 10:47 AM)

Bartender: Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Baldwin: Then don't do that.

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Mincom — 19 years ago(May 08, 2006 01:24 PM)

that was classic.

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sunny2ramzan — 17 years ago(September 14, 2008 07:56 AM)

"Tracey I think you dropped your shoe."
Saw this when it first came out in the movies.
That line has always stuck with me
Skills!

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Doom — 17 years ago(September 15, 2008 02:31 PM)

"Right now more than anything else in the world, don't you wish I'd finally gotten around to putting up the curtains in the bedroom?"
Wait a minute who am I here?

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bjkane — 18 years ago(May 15, 2007 08:35 PM)

How about. a-"what happened to you?" b-"I just beat the beep out of a serial rapist."

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Doom — 18 years ago(June 06, 2007 03:06 PM)

I just can't get the original quote out of my stupid head, so I'll put the whole thing here just for the hell of it.
AB:
"Matthew I'm the new guy around here and I wanna make friends, so I'll say this to you and we'll start fresh.
If you don't like my jokes don't laugh. If you have a medical opinion please speak up and speak up loud.
But if you ever again tell
me
or my surgical staff that we're going to
lose
a patient I'm gonna take out your lungs with a fu*kin' ice cream scoop.
Do you understand me?"
DB:
"I'm not gonna like you, am I?"
AB:
"Don't be ridiculous. Everybody likes me."
Wait a minute who am I here?

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GoMangoMan — 17 years ago(June 06, 2008 01:20 AM)

yeah thats what I was going to say
"What happened to you?" "I beat the sh!t out of a deeply disturbed serial rapist."

astrolupine: even with makeup, you can't make an actor's face look like a chair