My favoite line in the movie was when Wayne tried to get people to say what, but what world preceded what? For example t

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giantsfanjb — 19 years ago(July 06, 2006 08:59 AM)

the del preston line that someone mentioned above was great
"Instead of a guard dog they had a great bloody Bengal Tiger. I was able to take him out with a can of mace but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
lol

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caron-9 — 19 years ago(July 30, 2006 02:38 PM)

The beating to death with there own shoes,
Extreme close up
when wayne indroduces you to the movie, the sasquatch, the excellent, and the dubbing.

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fuxy_brown — 19 years ago(August 04, 2006 08:32 AM)

Kenny G
the man with his eyes 'i'd like to think i have an eye for detail' 'id give my right eye' etc.
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

• John Bender, The Breakfast Club

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JMRcurve17 — 19 years ago(August 05, 2006 08:39 PM)

The whole Del Preston "Sri Lanka" story is one of my favorite parts of any movie.
Cassandra: If I wanted a guy who was all drive and ambition, I would've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there, guys like that are twelve for ten cents."
Bobby: You mean a dime a dozen.
Cassandra: Maybe where you shop.

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Abdul1 — 19 years ago(August 14, 2006 11:24 AM)

Garth: What a sh*tty circus
Wayne: Good call, there's no animals or clowns.
(or something like that)
"The only time you fall in love, is when you look in a mirror"
~ Bobby Ewing ~ Dallas ~

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caron-9 — 19 years ago(August 15, 2006 04:52 PM)

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

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reefer1994 — 19 years ago(August 22, 2006 12:54 AM)

wayne: somebody just touched my butt!alright maan!
garth: i feel weird!!

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Sporadic_Ramblings — 19 years ago(August 22, 2006 04:12 PM)

Wayne: Um, an old man fashioning a Kayak out of a log
Bobby: O_o What?
Wayne: O_O NO!
-. Are You Tense When You Sense There's A Storm In The Air?.-

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leehasjust — 19 years ago(September 02, 2006 07:30 PM)

Roadie - "Check 1,2 check 1,2"
Milton - "GOT TO! GOT TO"
The Thelma and Louise Ending

Wayne - "But my friend's in there!
Really Depressing Security Guard-"Dude, a lot of peoples sfriends are in there."

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DontBelieveAdamsLies — 19 years ago(September 18, 2006 04:04 PM)

"why do they come to me to die? why do they come to me to die?"

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VelvetStrokes — 19 years ago(December 20, 2006 11:40 AM)

Wayne talking about his high school report on Sweden:
"It was really hard, too. I stayed up all night and then the next day in gym class, I was on the mini-tramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that."

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Caim — 19 years ago(January 05, 2007 07:56 AM)

(Reference to Terminator 2)
Cop
: Have you seen this boy.
Wayne
: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
(Cop is walking like he did for the film Terminator 2)
"Jehovah God, you alone are the Most High over all the earth." Ps. 83:18

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BatgirlBegins — 19 years ago(January 05, 2007 08:07 AM)

Haha, I love the Picadilly Circus bit:
Garth: WHAT A SH*TTY CIRCUS!
Incubus is the greatest band ever

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xXxNovemberxRainxXx — 19 years ago(January 15, 2007 04:49 PM)

I love soo many lines, but these are my favourites:
Wayne: So it's like, coming home on Friday night and doing your homework straight away, so your Saturday night is free to party.
Jim Morrison: No, I like it the way I said it better.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
Wayne: Who are you?
Jim: I'm Jim Morrison
Wayne: And who's that?
Jim: A weird naked Indian.
Garth: You didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?
Honey: I'm gonna be frank.
Garth: Ok. Can I still be Garth?

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suburbannightmare — 19 years ago(January 16, 2007 11:11 AM)

Garth: I'm dancing!.you're real squiggly.
or
Garth: This coke's gone bad!!
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe."

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saxyman1004 — 19 years ago(January 20, 2007 08:30 AM)

"Garth, are you wearing Brut?"
"Yesmy woman likes me in cologne."

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mbspeedbump — 19 years ago(January 27, 2007 12:21 PM)

Garth; "Feelin' naughty, I tawt I taw a putty tat, Boldly going where no man's gone before".

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hippiechick78-97 — 19 years ago(January 27, 2007 08:59 PM)

Del
"To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. [Places a capsule in his mouth] Any questions?"
"Ugly is the new beautiful."