Elvis died from singing too many songs?
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MovieManCin2 — 2 years ago(May 11, 2023 05:41 AM)
No he didn't,
Poopy Head!
He died of a heart attack brought about by years of drug abuse.
https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/a26721749/elvis-presley-death-true-story/
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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— 2 years ago(May 11, 2023 06:41 AM)https://renewedhealthassocs.com/resources/elvis-presley-death
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https://goat.com.au/mens-health/never-forget-elvis-presley-died-on-the-bog-because-he-really-struggled-to-poop
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https://timesnownews.com/health/chronic-constipation-did-compacted-stools-cause-elvis-presleys-death-doctors-explain-how-compacted-stools-can-lead-to-death-article-92736194
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https://theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/nov/20/constipation-killed-elvis-heres-how-to-avoid-his-fate
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths#Toilet-related_death_of_Elvis_Presley
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“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
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Wordle Solver — 2 years ago(May 11, 2023 09:34 AM)
Yeah, I'm mad I can't break your eggs, old man.
You got a big mouth. Are you familiar with the expression, “Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.”
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Wordle Solver — 2 years ago(May 11, 2023 09:42 AM)
Die soon, ******.
Being a grown man who owns a cat is gay.
Women would back that statement up. If I asked random women in public, "What do you think about a grown man who lives alone and owns a cat?" most women would have a negative response to the idea. -
MortSahlFan — 2 years ago(July 04, 2023 05:08 PM)
funniest line in the movie
https://www.patreon.com/LoyalOpposition