The Hamlet Rap
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Renaissance Man
maritheklutz — 20 years ago(October 02, 2005 11:17 PM)
I typed this up myself from the movie so enjoy!
Started with this Prince kid, his mom and his father
'till pops got took for his props undercover
by his brother man
now his brother's King Lover man
Actin' real trite
he took his brother's life
for his green and to sex up his queen
but the Prince ain't goin for it
he's out for revenge
his pop's ghost told him
"Damn it Hamlet those are your ends!"
So just chill
and cool for now
p-p-play the fool until ya take him out
'Cause all eyes are on you one way or another
it's a kamikaze style
or do it undercover
but either way ya gotta slay-uh
so what the hey-uh
so strap on your black and get set for the payback!
Ain't got no gat but he's spotin' a tool
strappin on a sword for the Laertes duel
cause he's tryin to blame Hamlet for his sister's death
but she took her own last breath
she ain't got no beep left
Never heard yet
a more absurd set
of cicumstances murder and romances
so incest we had to put it to rest
we had time to manifest
he stuck the dagger in the King's chest!
To be or not to be the DD MCs is lettin' it be!