Yes, it's hard to pick just three out of all the many lines that JCVD fcks up in this movie, but here are my favorites:

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smoko — 11 years ago(October 23, 2014 04:49 AM)

Yes, it's hard to pick just three out of all the many lines that JCVD fcks up in this movie, but here are my favorites:
A) 00:10:34 "I don't bake cookies for a living."
B) 00:39:28 "Looks like safe sex to me."
C) 1:00:05 "The prototype was never dismantled."
My personal #1 would be A - during their conversation Mia Sara keeps pitching him these one-liners, and he keeps striking out.
Of course, your fave might be a different screw-up altogether, so feel free to improvise.

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johnwest1959 — 11 years ago(November 23, 2014 06:19 PM)

"I'm still keeking..I must be on BroadWAY!" (emphasis on WAY).

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jenoor — 11 years ago(February 23, 2015 10:48 AM)

Love that line even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
o/~ Farewell and adiou to you fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adiou to you ladies of Spain o/~

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sage2112 — 10 years ago(October 22, 2015 12:41 AM)

Well it was actually Ron Silver's character that first says it like that.