Favorite Quote?
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Praseodymium59 — 19 years ago(April 19, 2006 08:24 AM)
i have to say burt is hilarious. i burst out laughing at the noise burt makes when he pushes the last switch on the detonator on his first kill in tremors 2! just listen to him and see the expression on his face
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Hellrazr360 — 19 years ago(June 04, 2006 08:01 PM)
Here's a few:
"I am COMPLETELY out of ammo, that's never happened to me before"
"What the hell is going on, I mean the hell is going on?!"
"Burt, you a$$hole, there's no bullets in this gun!" "Gotch ya runnin' didn't it?"
"You have used a gun before haven't ya?" "I've seen the movies"
"We got 'em, we got that motherhumper ya hear?!" "Great Burt and congradulations, be advised though, there are two more, I repeat: Two more motherhumpers"
"Hey Rhonda, what do ya think their doin'?" "Why do you always ask me?"
"I'm gonna kick that little b@stard's a$$!" "And I'm gonna help ya" -
yeppi0 — 19 years ago(September 09, 2006 04:15 PM)
From what ive being reading, people have put different quotes to what they are in the film probably due to there version of tremors (different country).
Tremors
Earl: What type of fuse is that?
Burt: Cannon fuse!
Earl: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt: A cannon!
Tremors 2
Burt: Gradywhat did he do (Now to earl) where the hell are the bombs
Earl: I dunno i didnt have time i just through one in your truck
Burt: You what!!! Thats two and a half tons of high explosives Earl!
Earl: You saying thats not enough (Grabbing Burt) god burt dont tell me its not enough
Burt: Not enouits never mind never mind just runFASTER!
(Earl, Grady and Kate are hiding behind a building)
Burt: No..No..No keep going its gonna be BIGBIIIG
Kate: Is he serious?!
Earl: Burt knows his bombs
Grady: How big can it be?
Burt: How long did you set it for?
Earl: I dunno i just punched it
Burt: Its gonna be BIIIIIIG
(Getting down in a trench)
Burt: Alright this will have to do, now get down, stay down and cover your earsIts gonna be BIG
Grady: IS IT GONNA BE TODAY?
Burt: Grady get your A#s down
Tremors 3
(Graboid has just eaten Burt)
Radio: Crackling
Jack: Yeah
Burt: Huston we have a problem!
Jack: Burt?Are you ereyou okay
Burt: Not much time only got limited air where's one tweny
Jack: (Looking upside down at the screen) Your about a quarter mile west..No better make that east to me.
Burt: Good a couple of miles from my place, engage the graboid
Jack: What?
Burt: Drive like hell and lead the ba**ard through my front gatecopy
Jack: Yeah i copy Burt but..
Burt: Out of airBurt out
Jack: Burt what do i do when i get there, What do i doBurtBURT!
Tremors: The series
(A little paranoia among friends) People who believe in aliens
Burt: I have been called a goverment plant, a pawn, a traitor, a liar and now a murderer. My lifes being threatend, call me sensitive but i dont think im wanted here
Tyler: You arn't wanted anywhere burt but thats never stopped you before
Burt: These people dont need my help they need strong prescriptive medicine -
rptryn — 19 years ago(December 03, 2006 03:33 PM)
Burt: "Burt here. Doing a little night-fishing. Got three of 'em on a cluster charge. I'd say we're about even now. Over."
Earl: "Come on Burt, this isn't a competition."
Burt: "Who's competing? I'm just saying the score's tied, that's all."
Grady: "Well son, no it isn't cause we just caught ourselves a live one, how about that?"
Burt: "A live one?!"
Grady: Well, that's just a little trade secret, happy huntin' Burt." -
Captain-Midnight — 19 years ago(January 02, 2007 09:11 PM)
Didn't care much for the third movie, but there was a pretty good line in that one, too, although I don't remember who said it. Paraphrasing:
Character 1: Who's got a lighter?
Character 2: Burt's got a lighter!
Burt: (reaches for lighter, pauses) How did you know I had a lighter?
Character 2: Well, you're Burt!
Burt: (thinks and realizes) Yeah! -
yeppi0 — 19 years ago(January 14, 2007 12:29 PM)
Didn't care much for the third movie, but there was a pretty good line in that one, too, although I don't remember who said it. Paraphrasing:
Character 1: Who's got a lighter?
Character 2: Burt's got a lighter!
Burt: (reaches for lighter, pauses) How did you know I had a lighter?
Character 2: Well, you're Burt!
Burt: (thinks and realizes) Yeah!
Let me just put it right for you
Burt: Armed and dangerous
Jodi: but do we have a lighter
Jack: Burt does
Burt: How do you know?
Jack: because your Burt
Burt: damn right i am
The only goof with this part is that earlier Burt used his lighter to throw a bomb at the the shriekers, just after they turned to A/B's. So surely he had to have one. -
malleymac84 — 19 years ago(January 23, 2007 11:20 AM)
My favorite scene is from Tremors III (it contains my favorite quote from Jack Sawyer). It takes place when they are in the junkyard fighting off the last three or four creatures. They've put together the gun and Jodi asks if anyone has a lighter. Jack says "Bert does." Bert responds, "How do you know." and Jack says, "Because you're Bert."
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marbean706 — 19 years ago(February 08, 2007 12:45 AM)
in tremors 2, when they've spotted pedro's truck.. the time when they were wondering why the trucked stopped.. goes kinda like this:
earl: why'd he stopped??
grady: maybe, he's taking a leak??
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earl: that's a loooong leak..
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jmsfan — 18 years ago(August 28, 2007 08:42 PM)
So many great lines from Tremors 2 that have already been mentioned:
Burt: "I feel I was denied critical, need-to-know, information."
"Just doing what I can with what I've got."
Earl, on finding Pedro's remains: "It's a whole new ballgame!" (said with wide eyes and terrified looking around.
Grady: "What the hell is that?!" (just the way he delivers this line is hilarious)
"I call dibs on the little one!"
Grady: "Wait a minute! Paper wraps rock!"
Burt: "Paper always wraps rock."
And, as has been said before, everything Burt says. -
digitalboy72 — 18 years ago(April 13, 2007 05:52 AM)
Earl: "You smoked his a$$."
I also love Earl's paranoia, he kills me when he starts freakin' out when the Graboids start doing odd things lol, one scene that I roll at is when he and Grady come upon Pedro's truck and Earl's reaction when he see's Pedro's hands hanging on the back"It's a new ball game! It's a whole new god*amn ball game!"
Too many from Burt to even begin mentioning lol, but this one get's me because of the mental visual that it conjurs"I decided to return to the refinery, but enroute I find i'm in an AMBUSH situation! Must of been a couple of dozen of those things! Well I took out as many as I could with a combination small arms fire and hand to hand techniques and the ones that were left I just popped the truck into neutral and just mowed em' down."
The thought of him fighting them with hand to hand combat just kills me lol!