'that's a duck, not a dick'

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luks-11 — 16 years ago(August 12, 2009 05:27 PM)

yeah, don't worry, I was kidding but it definitely was a well delivered scene

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dannyjgreene — 16 years ago(October 13, 2009 07:24 AM)

He's been licking his beep for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

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lorddeseiz — 16 years ago(December 20, 2009 10:03 AM)

i just smack em in the jaw and say "pop goes the weasel"

• "i'm not a complete ogre "
• oO?
• "the girl gets a doll for christmas "
• o?
• "Ah beep you "
  "Youre about to have 2.4 kids "
  "merry christmas"

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Any last words ?
Shut the beep up

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neverpromised — 16 years ago(December 27, 2009 07:28 PM)

Look at my inordinately large ass!

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ftmftm4747 — 16 years ago(March 09, 2010 10:37 PM)

Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

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operaghost78 — 16 years ago(April 04, 2010 01:01 AM)

when i first met you you were all like "ah, phooey! i burned the darn muffins". now, you walk into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come runnin out. what up with that?
"jackie treehorn treats objects like women, man."
the dude

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Profondorosso75 — 15 years ago(December 08, 2010 02:04 AM)

"I ain't handsome, I ain't rich and the last time I got blown candy bars cost a nickel"
"everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"

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lastironman — 15 years ago(January 01, 2011 06:34 PM)

"Sir, I'm hurt really bad. I think I'm dying."
"Continue dying. Out."

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jxh13 — 15 years ago(January 11, 2011 03:42 AM)

I'll nominate Mitch's reply to "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

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eleudean — 15 years ago(January 17, 2011 07:57 AM)

Charlie: "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?"
Mitch: "I took lessons!"

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lorddeseiz — 15 years ago(January 18, 2011 12:37 PM)

We just jumped out of a building !!
Yes it was very exciting, tommorow we go to the zoo.
Goddamn this movie is hilarious.

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Any last words ?
Shut the beep up
-Mutant Chronicles-

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clmspartan — 15 years ago(February 08, 2011 09:25 AM)

"You want me to put it into my pants and shoot my damn dick off?"
"What? So now you're a sharp shooter?"
Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.

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edoman2000 — 14 years ago(July 27, 2011 07:46 PM)

Mitch - I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.
Charlie - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch - I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.
Brilliant writing..one of the best straight action movies out there

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Doom — 9 years ago(September 08, 2016 07:18 AM)

I specifically came here just to post "That's a duck, not a dick."
So, as there's already a thread stating that (awesome), I'll just say bravo.
Wait a minute who am I here?

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residentevil6901 — 9 years ago(December 15, 2016 11:40 PM)

I love that scene, the first time I saw it a laughed my ass off. This movie is full of great one liners. Such an underrated movie.