"WHY' YOU HIT ME WITH THE PHONE, DICK!?" -Stu
"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me " -Stu
"Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive" -Stu
"You've gotta find me first, you pansy assed momma's boy!" -Sidney
"Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS, NOW!" -Gale Weathers