BEST MOMENTS OF JSM
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smegginitlarge — 16 years ago(October 28, 2009 05:42 PM)
Oh my goodness, there's so many!!! These are by no means ranked in any kind of order, just typing them as I remember them:
- "Jesus' Juices!"
- "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeee..!"
- "What've you got there, a turtle? Hey, buddytaps cage OH MY GOD, THAT'S A SPIDER!"
- Nina: Finch is a ticking time bomb and unless we are very carefulVOILA!
Elliot: Voila?
Nina: I meanKABOOM! - Anything Cindy, Maya's deranged assistant, said had me on the floor laughing!
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choyt19 — 16 years ago(December 06, 2009 07:30 AM)
I totally agree with the prank on Maya:
Finch: "Now this part is
key
. Can you really hit him
where he lives
? Really drive it
home
?"
Maya: "Keywhere he liveshome."
And pretty much every scene with French Stewart as the puppeteer on the children's show ("I'm Miss Panda! I use words like 'context' to show I went to a good college! I
never
pick up the check!").
Jesus loves you, but only as a friend. -
MydnightLuna — 15 years ago(June 30, 2010 03:58 AM)
there is to many but
When Nina starts to run from her office when Maya pretended to be an FBI agent also when Nina runs from the office to stop Jack telling her age
The left and right sox Jack wore when talking to Finch
Donnie saying vaccum over and over to Jack
When Elliot got teaserd by Jack and then again when Elliot got hit by a golfball by yet again jack and later Elliot got papersprayd by Tyra Banks
On lemon whacky when they r supposed to act normal and the all walk in a line with their arm up in the air also in the same eppy Elliot with the board -
Sunshine1910 — 15 years ago(October 29, 2010 03:51 AM)
I love the episode with the Lemon Whacky Hellos

I love Maya's dumb assisstant as well
Also the episode where Finch and Elliot replace Nina's Word of the Day calendar. I just love the line where she says something like, " (whatever the word is); to go behind the back of a superioror a lion." The look on her face is classic as she says it -
g-gawish — 15 years ago(March 13, 2011 09:35 AM)
. Funny Girl, Steve Carell: Office or OFFECINAA!
. When Jack used a makeup artist and surprised Nina who refused to help him with make up the second time.
. Steamed, when Jack and dennis where choosing stuff for the steam room and maya walks in several times. Jack: Its a sin dennis, its a sin! Jack: Now get your siphon grean *ss out of here!
i cant get enough of it. -
jcb1613 — 14 years ago(July 05, 2011 09:02 PM)
David Spade as "The Finch" who stole christmas.
The murder mystery episodeevery time that damn bell rang I laught so hard I couldn't catch my breath.
The ep when Finch was trying to get two girls together for a threesome (Maya and her friend?) and every guy he meets tries to help him out.
Comelet us gingerly touch our tips. -
menicci — 15 years ago(January 05, 2011 01:57 AM)
- "The Boys in the Band", when the curtain goes up for revealing to Nina that her boyfriend is "lead guitar in an air-band".
- Can't remember the name of the episode but when Nina flashes the window cleaner who then falls to the ground.
- When Nina had all the birds in her office.
Well, anything with Nina really, she was in my opinion the stand out. Although
I do love Kevin when he gets frazzled and gets that maniacal screech in his voice.
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shayneferry — 13 years ago(November 11, 2012 05:13 PM)
ANYTHING WITH NINA! One of my favourite character in TV history! Here's a gem from an ep I recently watched
Vicki: You know when I was in high school the other kids said I should get into modelling
Nina: Mmmmm teenagers can be cruel
HAHA god she's hilarious! -
Ysis — 12 years ago(March 23, 2014 12:30 AM)
My favorite episode is the one where Elliot and Jack bring Finch into the office to discuss his uhhhsize (to put it delicately)after Elliot accidentally sees him at the gym in the steam room. For once, Finch honestly has no idea of how well endowed he really is. Elliot delivers his line so perfectly and with such a look of incredulity mixed with both hatred and admiration: "You son of a bitch."
I crack up just thinking about it.
"Burn, Hollywood, Burn!"- from the incomparable album "Fear of a Black Planet" by Public Enemy.