I laughed out loud when the 4 bouncer hefts in the casino were attacking him and he's says "Sir, you're obstructing just
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alonsoswife — 18 years ago(September 29, 2007 10:31 AM)
"how's the proctologist?"
"let's face it i don't believe in ur authority"
"Junior!come here i wanna talk 2 u"
"do u call the fire department when somebody lights a cigarette?"
"you couldn't take a cheeseburger out from the drive through"
"now u can sue me" -
RVD619 — 17 years ago(April 05, 2008 08:52 PM)
I have a bunch but these were my favorites:
Thug: "You could be an English teacher except probably you don't understand plain English. Get out."
Thug 2: "Get out. That's pretty plain English. Get out."
Seagal: "I've also decided that if you don't like it, that's tough sh**
Thug: "I've got your tough sh** right here."
He tries to punch Seagal then Seagal elbows him and takes out 5 or 6 guys with a piece of wood.
Then Seagal says: "I cracked my wood. That's no good."
Thug (with his nose broken): "Turn him loose. I said turn him loose."
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theeasylife — 17 years ago(April 06, 2008 03:26 PM)
Tons of great ones, but I was just watching FDB and one that got me laughing was during the fight scene by his pick up truch after Jack buys his lumber. They tell him to get out and then like 5 guys try to jump him. He obviously woops ass with a wooden rod, but then one of the guys he beats up says in the background faintly "I've never been hit so hard in my life." I was laughing out loud for a good 5 minutes after that.
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jaycn — 16 years ago(November 01, 2009 11:17 AM)
Hanner Sr : "I've got a lot of money, I'll give you some of it to go away"
And - "My son is a great disappointment to me.."
Seagal outside the hardware store. Correcting everyones grammer - " you mean someone "might" get hurt?" -
KnatLouie — 13 years ago(July 24, 2012 02:17 PM)
I can't believe this quote is neither here nor in the quotes-section, but when he's got the fake fed standing in a pool, drenched in gasoline, holding a flare, he says something like: "Tell your boss, I'm coming to get him no wait, I'm gonna tell him myself!" [shoots the flare in half, watching the guy screaming, and then again just before it hits the ground, putting out the flame]
- that bit had me laughing out loud!
- that bit had me laughing out loud!
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badmilly — 12 years ago(June 18, 2013 04:23 PM)
"You got nothing to be afraid of, that's just Mr. federal agent-man. What you gonna arrest me for 10 minutes. too?"
"You been hanging out with the ignorant people. You see we educated"
"Use of force will only add million's to the lawsuit." -
Wuchakk — 10 years ago(September 23, 2015 09:29 PM)
Lot's of great lines in this movie. My two favorites (already cited) are:
"You're a piece of s*** and I'm ashamed of you."
"Let's face it I don't believe in your authority."
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