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Is there anything Seagal CAN'T do?!?!?

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    youreaskippy — 19 years ago(July 05, 2006 08:16 PM)

    We all know he was already a skilled martial artist. He starts this movie off as an airplane pilot. He then quickly shows off his skills as a carpenter. He's also apparently a "Steve Irwin-like" individual after showing his uncanny ability at handling wild and dangerous snakes. Eventually, he shows to be a very capable public speaker after his speech at the church. Then, he wooes probably the prettiest girl in town (next to the Lynn twins, of course) and dances it up at the town fair. Later on, he PLAYS THE FRIGGING GUITAR!!! I won't even get into his exceptional marksmanship skills as he picks off a flying torch-end with a pistol at a range of about 30 feet.
    Did I miss anything?!?!?!?

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      dawkins1056 — 19 years ago(July 31, 2006 08:46 PM)

      nohe can do anything

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        blueludedude — 19 years ago(August 11, 2006 07:06 PM)

        "Re: Is there anything Seagal CAN'T do?!?!?"
        Act.

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          Dustbowler — 19 years ago(August 14, 2006 02:53 PM)

          Loose weight.
          Make a comeback.
          Loop his dialogue.
          Did I miss any?
          Who says violence is not the answer?

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                vince9 — 19 years ago(September 01, 2006 04:32 AM)

                Nice one.

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                  nutsberryfarm — 14 years ago(July 05, 2011 08:52 PM)

                  maybe getting other characters to remember his name? i think seagal's character was named jack taggart. tho, i only heard it said approx. 111 times. not totally sure that was it.
                  Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.

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                    VelvetStrokes — 13 years ago(May 09, 2012 04:55 PM)

                    He can't run without looking like a little girl.

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                      nutsberryfarm — 13 years ago(May 10, 2012 05:03 PM)

                      that's poetry in action.
                      Can't go wrong with taupe."- Wynn Duffy

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                        realoldnick — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 07:15 AM)

                        somebody said "act"

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                          realoldnick — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 07:19 AM)

                          I do. Now..ya wanna go toe to toe on that?:)

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                            realoldnick — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 07:28 AM)

                            I do. Now..ya wanna go toe to toe on that?:)

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                                mamacat76 — 19 years ago(January 08, 2007 10:28 AM)

                                bump!!!!
                                "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
                                George "Dubya" Bush

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                                  ross7682 — 19 years ago(January 18, 2007 09:14 AM)

                                  is there anything seagal can do. one thing he cant do is lose weight because he is a fat lard.

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                                    lola-hamilton — 19 years ago(March 30, 2007 10:57 AM)

                                    That's the only constructive statement you could think of, right. Let's face it, no one knows what you look like, you're probably as ugly as your comments are.

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                                      mloessel — 16 years ago(June 10, 2009 10:52 AM)

                                      Yes I agree on the acting. Seagal offers no depth to his characters. He comes on as a mystic who calmly kicks your but if you mess with him. Is he beatable? Definitely Jason Statham would have him for lunch. And Statham has more of a personality. And let's see what else he doesn't do a great job of dancing I wasn't sure what he and lady were dancing it looked like a waltz but I could be wrong. I'm guessing he did the carprentry work or they did some creative editing.

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                                        scockery — 19 years ago(December 17, 2006 11:44 AM)

                                        Fly around the Earth, reversing its spin, to go back in time?
                                        Well, he probably could.

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                                          darkling27 — 19 years ago(January 07, 2007 03:58 AM)

                                          I wanted to say 'act' but blueludedude beat me to it. Curses, foiled again

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