100 things we learned from A Night at the Roxbury

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leon_kratz — 11 years ago(August 28, 2014 09:49 AM)

1. Don't marry someone if you have doubts about it or aren't ready for such commitment.
2. Plant-lamp shop sounds better than lamp-plant shop.
3. Repeat that you will get into the Roxbury a couple of times when you have trouble entering this club and you will get in eventually.
4. Neither a driver's license nor an ID is required when you are being detained by the police regarding speeding.

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conker_a — 11 years ago(November 07, 2014 08:24 PM)

7. Either BMW windows are remarkably sensitive, or Chris Katan's head is too heavy.
8. Where do you go? My loving. I wanna know, where do you go.
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eamontoplease-1 — 9 years ago(August 05, 2016 03:54 PM)

It's "My lovely."

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chrismartonuk-1 — 11 years ago(December 11, 2014 01:21 PM)

10. Sit at Mr Zadir's table and sexy hot gold-digging whores will come onto you and offer you sex.
11. A work van filled with plants is not the ideal vehicle to offer to give a lift to 2 hotties.

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sweeteepie4ever — 11 years ago(January 02, 2015 04:25 PM)

12."What is Love? Baby don't Hurt Me, Don't hurt me, No More!!"

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BaltimoreStrong — 11 years ago(February 14, 2015 03:05 PM)

13: Always make sure to hairspray your sideburns before a night out.

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wildthing226 — 11 years ago(March 13, 2015 11:51 PM)

It is a physical impossibility to touch a guys ass when you are in the other side of the room.

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denny7777 — 10 years ago(July 16, 2015 09:10 PM)

15. Eight dollars and twenty-five cents is not enough money to bribe the door-man at a popular night club

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ashfan89 — 10 years ago(August 15, 2015 03:22 AM)

16. If you change who you're going to marry mid-wedding, you will have to pay the priest twice

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Explosivediarrheakidgenius — 10 years ago(December 13, 2015 02:54 PM)

17. Plastic flowers are awesome
18. Hitting the gym is awesome
19. Energy bars are awesome
20. Colorful clothes are awesome
21. Being brothers is awesome
    -G p disco rulla hatt, med SunTrip varje natt-

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lindsay12866 — 10 years ago(December 13, 2015 07:31 PM)

22. College is a drunken orgy with occasional foot notes.
23. The pool house does not have HBO.
    24.You have to put in your number THEN the pound sign.

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Explosivediarrheakidgenius — 10 years ago(December 16, 2015 09:05 AM)

What is love
is a great tune.
26. Dan Hedaya reprise his role from
Clueless
27. Green drinks look delicious.
-G p disco rulla hatt, med SunTrip varje natt-

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denny7777 — 10 years ago(January 15, 2016 06:40 PM)

28. Joanie loves Chachi. However, it is debatable whether Chachi gives a flying beep about Joanie.
29. If you buy cannisters of whipped cream for whippits at a party, you'll be out until 2 AM looking for more.

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sindrilevy — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 04:01 PM)

30. Twizzlers still taste good after you put one up your brothers nose.
31. All men are nervous and anxious before there wedding, and kind of hope she eats a can botulism, or maybe she could hang out with a deer and a hunter and accidentally shoots her. or you know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistles sound and you shake her to make her be quiet, but what you really like to do is take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull

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leon_kratz — 9 years ago(April 18, 2016 03:31 PM)

32. Receiving a ticket from a female police officer regarding speeding will get you a date with her at the Municipal State Court.
33. Harassing a woman in a nightclub means a score.

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Explosivediarrheakidgenius — 9 years ago(May 13, 2016 11:06 AM)

34. The Sprinkler is an awesome dance.
    -G p disco rulla hatt, med SunTrip varje natt-

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The-Codebreaker — 9 years ago(June 10, 2016 04:14 AM)

35. The "-you're brothers?-No!?Yessss!!!!!"-prank works every time