Favourite quotes
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K_Chan — 20 years ago(December 03, 2005 04:04 PM)
not talking is not the same as not being able to talk you like to talk i like to let people who like to talk to talk it makes it easier to find out how full of beep they are
i'm only alive because its illegal to kill me
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Truckie — 20 years ago(December 21, 2005 02:38 AM)
"Which one of y'all kicked me?"
"You got a prescription for this?"
"I aint gonna kill you this time, I'm just gonna kick your ASS!"
Tucker's eyes just before he hits the guard for the second time, lmao
"Tell your friends about me!" -
STinG3606 — 20 years ago(January 20, 2006 01:58 PM)
Lee:You seem as if you like to talk. I like to talk to people who like to talk. It makes me realize how full of beep they are
Carter:What the hell did you just say?(mimics him)I like to tlk a lot.(normal) So, I'm the one full of beep
Lee:We both full of beep
Carter:This ain't no democracy.
Lee:Yes, it is.
Carter:No, this is the united states of James Carter.I'm the king, I'm the emperor, I'm the president. I'm Michael Jackson, you tito.
Sang:Put, your gun down. Fight like a man. -
animalz619 — 16 years ago(April 05, 2009 11:58 PM)
I love these two by carter:
"Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some beep again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby is beep all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?"
and
"No no no.You put your own beep in the back."
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Jersey_Mike — 20 years ago(January 25, 2006 05:24 PM)
Carter: That's why I don't have no partner, that's one thing I learned from my daddy.
Lee: Your father was a policeman?
Carter: Fifteen years LAPD.
Lee: My daddy also a policeman.
Carter: Your daddy was a cop?
Lee: Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong.
Carter: My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested fifteen people in one night by himself.
Lee: My daddy arrested 25 by himself.
Carter: My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself.
Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father.
Carter: Don't talk about my daddy.
Lee: Whassup, my n - igga
Bartender: What did you just say?
Lee: Whassup, my n - igga
Carter: We have just received a threat on the building. We ask if you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic.
[dead silence]
Carter: [shouts] Did you hear what I just said? Get your beep and go out the door!
[Carter is riding in a tow truck pulling up to the Consulate; he meets the guard whose ass Lee kicked earlier]
Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?
FBI Gate Guard #1: Go screw yourself.
Carter: What did you say?
FBI Gate Guard #1: I said go screw yourself.
Carter: You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck! Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that.
