Things you've learned from Maury
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GraceFromSoCal — 10 years ago(May 22, 2015 08:39 PM)
You're giving them a little too much credit when it comes to their grasp of the English language!
And to repeat the same 3-5 words, over and over again, in the aforementioned shrill shriek. e g It's your baby, it's your baby, it's your baby. Or You're a liar! You're a liar! You're a liar!
No, no, no. Here's the corrected version: "he you baby!" and "you a liar!" Don't forget that they "get out the car" and everything.
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bradford-1 — 10 years ago(May 27, 2015 11:02 AM)
A) Maury NEVER seems to make any moral judgments like, "Why do you keep having unprotected sex?" or, "Why do you WANT an unemployed, ex-(or current) prison inmate to be your child's father?"
B)Every guy who "is not" the father has the dance moves of an early-80s breakdancer.
C) Why do the men who are accused of cheating always insist on taking lie detector tests? And when it turns out they're usually lying, they are quick to yell stuff like, "Maury, that machine was BROKE!"
D) Why do the black female guests invariably have names like Turqueneesha or Sha'nella? Whatever happened to names like Joan and Gloria?
E) Why do the white guests usually look like a cross between the casts of "Deliverance" and "Tobacco Road"?
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GraceFromSoCal — 10 years ago(May 27, 2015 02:58 PM)
Excellent points, bradford-1.
It's the unprotected sex thing that really gets me. Maury SHOULD be using his show as a platform to CALL OUT peopleboth men and womenwho are having unprotected sex with wanton disregard for their, and their partners', health. If we think about the men who are fathering 5, 10, 15 or more children, with different women, and take into account that pregnancy doesn't likely occur 100% of the time when having sex, they must be having sex with, what?, 30, 40, 100 different women? Just think about that for a moment:
unprotected
sex with all of those women, and all of THEIR previous partnersand THEIR previous partnersetc. Yet Maury sits there and tells the womenwho've just heard, for the 20th time, that "you are NOT the father!"how courageous they are to be looking for their childrens' father(s).
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SydneyIz — 10 years ago(August 06, 2015 12:32 PM)
Don't sign or admit to anything until a DNA test or lie detector test is taken.
Never mention the word "abortion" - I'm sure it's been mentioned, but it's rarely said.
You can have two-twins with two separate fathers, some guests and people have said that it is impossible, twins cannot have different fathers. Nope, real scientific condition -
Superfecundation
is the fertilization of two or more ova from the same cycle by sperm from separate acts of sexual intercourse.
Vasectomies are proficient, but they do fail (though rarely).
http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-vasectomy-expert.html
The average person/viewer has a hard time distinguishing between female models, trans-female models (transgender/transsexual female),and lite-drag performers/models (drag queens) on looks alone. Audience members are always getting more than half of these guesses,wrong. (I hate these types of shows).
There's a generation of people who don't know who Connie Chung is, even though she was way more famous than you know who until about the late 90s to late 2000s.
America is filled crappy parents.
Appearing on Maury doesn't quite lead to the same fame, as it does appearing on Teen Mom (I'm sorry about that one).