100 Things I learned watching South Park

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 01:39 PM)

1. It's always winter in Colorado
2. Grade School cafeterias feature Salisbury steak.
3. Kenny dies, a LOT.
4. Drugs are bad, mkay?
5. Cartman is not fat. He's festively plump.
6. Because white people say
   "Hizzle fo schizzle"
   black people have to say
   "Flippity Foppity Floop."
7. Everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American Way!
8. The first law of physics is that anything's that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
9. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
10. All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
11. Global warming is going to strike, two days before the day after tomorrow.
12. If you want to find quality friends, you have to wade through the dicks first.
13. Hippies are everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
14. If you make fun of Tom Cruise, he will threaten to sue.
15. If you're having six glasses of wine, it's called
    "a tasting",
    and it's classy.
16. You should respect Cartman's
    authoritah.
17. When a chick says
    "We have to talk.",
    you might as well start punching yourself in the balls.
18. All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
19. Chef's
    "Chocolate Salty Balls"
    are very popular.
20. New music literally sounds like ****.
21. Shit walks and talks.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 06:14 PM)

22. That there is a cartoon that I just never got into nor care to watch.
    "Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 06:15 PM)

The trends of these lists are pretty much done.
It will be interesting to see how many may respond to this.
I miss these lists.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 08:10 PM)

23. Raping chickens is the best way to get someone to learn to read.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(April 01, 2022 03:52 AM)

25. Cartman was once in love with a Smurfette.
    MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 08:12 PM)

24. You can get away with a public dick joke by calling your movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut."
    "Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(April 01, 2022 03:53 AM)

26. Butters once discovered his Dad in a gay bath house.
    MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(April 01, 2022 04:46 AM)

27. Tom Cruise is still stuck in the closet.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(April 01, 2022 05:16 AM)

Tween Wave
music literally sounds like someone ****ting to Stan.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(April 01, 2022 05:17 AM)

29. There's always snow on the ground in Colorado.
    MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.