I'll start.

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J_Howlett1886 — 13 years ago(August 30, 2012 02:41 PM)

Worst:
"Let's not talk about my family"
Best:
"King Kong ain't got sh!t on me!"

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SwanKong — 13 years ago(October 19, 2012 11:16 AM)

"YOU DISLOYAL, BITCH-MADE PUNK!!!"
response time for 911 :4 minutes
response time for my 10 mm :1400 fps

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Movie_Piranha_1979 — 13 years ago(December 18, 2012 04:23 PM)

"You got the right to be bitch-slapped."
Prostitute: What the beep are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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poosthuman — 13 years ago(December 31, 2012 02:07 AM)

"say hello to my little friend"
Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead

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timesoutta0 — 13 years ago(February 19, 2013 11:28 AM)

Best: Dick lines up straight like that.
Worst: You got a dick, don't you?

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HarryRidgway — 12 years ago(April 05, 2013 03:37 AM)

I HAVE A DAUGHTER!

Last seen films:
Training Day. 9/10
Identity Thief. 4.5/10
One Hour Photo. 9/10

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rubberbiscuit — 12 years ago(April 06, 2013 09:30 AM)

BOOM! Hahaaaaa, see, ya never know!

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omoxus — 12 years ago(April 22, 2013 01:32 PM)

"Jake, JAKE! Gimme my money!"
Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega

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beatpoet84 — 12 years ago(September 01, 2013 02:13 PM)

"Lick-her license?"

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eight_days — 12 years ago(September 02, 2013 09:35 PM)

"Didn't know you liked to get wet."
"Don't cry, it is to be; in time I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine D'Evils."

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eight_days — 12 years ago(September 02, 2013 09:37 PM)

"Didn't know you liked to get wet."
"Don't cry, it is to be; in time I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine D'Evils."

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swtdelt — 12 years ago(October 16, 2013 10:52 AM)

It smells like bacon in this beep
You shot me in the a$$!
You got the right to be b!tched slapped

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NesterTheJester — 12 years ago(November 13, 2013 03:25 PM)

"Hey, shut the beep up!"

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lordanakinvader — 11 years ago(June 07, 2014 10:20 AM)

"This sh*t's chess, it ain't checkers."
"Congratulations, son. You're gonna get a Medal of Valor for this."
"That's the second time you pointed a gun at me. There will not be a third!"
"It's not so fun when the rabbit has a gun."

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SnoozeAlarm — 11 years ago(July 19, 2014 12:17 PM)

May I read my paper?
It should be against the law to use "LOL" unless you really did LOL!

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marcjacobspants — 10 years ago(September 03, 2015 01:33 AM)

Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.

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beatpoet84 — 10 years ago(September 19, 2015 12:30 PM)

"I'm a dentist, open your mouth"
"I have to go"
"I'll smoke it man, give it to me"
"Time to punch in"
"Let's hurry up and do this so we can all go home and do the wife or the girlfriend thing"

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nutsberryfarm — 10 years ago(December 29, 2015 09:58 AM)

it's 90% bvllsh!t but it's entertaining!
Season's greetings!

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pfr_77 — 11 years ago(September 10, 2014 08:31 PM)

how long you been a pig?