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angelgwen16 — 17 years ago(February 14, 2009 12:44 PM)

Jimmy, "so you like living in Canada?"
Oz, "No, I live here with my wife."

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Jimmy, "You all right? 'Cause you look like you might have some gas."
Oz, "Well, I had a hamburger for lunch."
Jimmy, "Did they put mayonnaise on it?"
Oz, "Yes!"
Jimmy, "Can you tell me why they do that? Because every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup!! Or maybe some of that 'special sauce' you like so much here in Canada! Which I think also has some mayonnaise on it too. But I swear when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill someone!"

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Wonka2009 — 12 years ago(May 15, 2013 06:15 PM)

I liked it when he was hiding behind the lamp

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fiveforme — 16 years ago(May 24, 2009 07:24 AM)

Phone rings
Oz: "Phone!"
Phone rings again
Oz: "There it goes again!"
Kills me every time.

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lindseydilks — 14 years ago(May 01, 2011 04:29 PM)

"It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive."

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lindseydilks — 14 years ago(May 01, 2011 05:01 PM)

Oh, and, "Maybe I have changed since my death."

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Benihanahasnofunflare — 14 years ago(May 02, 2011 12:01 AM)

I hate the drill. So you just gas me, pull the tooth out and we'll still be friends! Ok?

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Mykel_13 — 13 years ago(April 30, 2012 12:22 AM)

[Jimmy opens the door to find Oz and Jill standing there]
Jimmy: What is this Oz?
Oz: [deadpan] I dunno.
Paper snow. A GHOST!!

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Hanz-Willhelm — 12 years ago(June 20, 2013 10:42 AM)

I love the entire visual scene and the lines.
When Tulip shoots Michael Duncan Clark's character and Perry has that shocked look and Tulip tosses him a beer and Perry never even flinches as the beer flies by into the water and he's says bu..but why did you kill him?
I had to kill one of you.
Well you definitely made the right choice.

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urgeking — 10 years ago(October 31, 2015 10:43 PM)

They're gonna kill you.
They're gonna kill you.
What?
What?

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NikolajCostas1005 — 10 years ago(December 07, 2015 11:37 PM)

Friends do not engage in sexual congress with EACH others' wives! Love the emphasis on "each".
See you in hell, candy boys!

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SpaceMountainMike — 10 years ago(March 03, 2016 05:10 PM)

I can't believe nobody has beat me to this:
"Ain't nothin finer than a naked woman holding a gun!"

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