Funny Lines I'm Surprised No One Has Mentioned
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kainsvampire — 19 years ago(June 11, 2006 10:17 PM)
Wesker: This is reeeeeally beautiful . . .
Wesker: Im sorry for my lack of manners, but Im not used to escorting men.
XD Ohh, Wesker, we all know youre lying.
"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns -
dragongun13 — 19 years ago(June 14, 2006 05:50 PM)
whoever played Richard in the original presents by far the worst piece of acting I've ever heard. I just hope for their sakes that they were told to be as corny as they could. I mean, if your not an actor how the F&%$ do you get into these things.
oh, and by far the funniest line (and worst acting ever) is
Richard: Jill be carefull uhh,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean come on -
kung_fu_master_uk — 19 years ago(July 06, 2006 11:23 AM)
I've made a serparate topic about it, but incase no-one checks, go here
http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87
and listen to this VERY funny compilation of lines from Resident Evil! -
Poncho85 — 19 years ago(August 10, 2006 08:33 PM)
"http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87"
that was about the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Rebecca: Can I practice for alittle while?
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jedr19 — 19 years ago(November 01, 2006 02:19 PM)
When Enrico gets shot:
Jill: ENRICO! (The way she yells it has me cracking up every time!)
When Brad drops the rocket launcher for Jill to use against the Tyrant. I forget the exact line of dialogue, but for some reason he calls her an amazon. -
Alexander_Anderson — 18 years ago(July 17, 2007 05:42 PM)
When Barry, Jill and Wesker walk into the mansion.
Barry: WHAT IS THIS?
Barry and Jill enter the dining room:
Barry: A DINING ROOM!
Hilarious! If Barry is ever in a Resident Evil movie he should totally be played by William Shatner! -
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poofta1970 — 18 years ago(January 10, 2008 02:19 PM)
The second game isn't entirely immune either.
"There was this.incidentin a mansioninvolving zombies."
and the guy in the gun shop to Leon (with his hand on his hip)
"I'm sorry, I thought you were one of THEM"
And I love the rather rotund chap in the beginning of rezzy 3 who is worried about starving to death (I think it would take him a wee while). -
M_J_M — 18 years ago(February 05, 2008 04:36 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU9B_WlBLXc
a cut scene from resident evil: survivor, now I'm sad that I never played this game for more than five minutes, it was just too terrible.
"As I sit quietly, doing nothing, spring comes and grass grows of itself."