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How does Patrick buy things if he's unemployed?!?

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    Mick1994 — 11 years ago(May 21, 2014 09:40 AM)

    Correction, he USED to be smart. If you've watched the newer ones (e.g. "Pet Sitter Pat") you'd see that he's now the kind of character that Homer Simpson at his dumbest would look at and say:
    "Wow, that guy's a moron!"
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      Creepshow_tonite — 12 years ago(January 12, 2014 04:24 PM)

      He's on welfare, duh.

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        plasticman2120 — 12 years ago(January 14, 2014 07:03 AM)

        He is like Kramer from Seinfeld.
        Can I refill your eggnog,get u something to eat,drive u out 2 the middle of nowhere leave u 4 dead?

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          Mhjm6 — 12 years ago(January 15, 2014 12:36 PM)

          Yeah he's the Cosmo Kramer of Bikini Bottom. The inner mechanisms of his mind are an enigma

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              lasherxl — 12 years ago(March 31, 2014 11:49 AM)

              Maybe Patrick cuts off an arm and donates it to science?

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                IMDB_Vits — 11 years ago(November 04, 2014 05:58 AM)

                He's not just a fry cook. He's the only cook of his restaurant and his restaurant is the most successful in town.

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                  RWeber108 — 11 years ago(July 26, 2014 07:45 PM)

                  Government Assistance? Are you people effing serious? Pay attention now: It. Is. A. CARTOON. A children's cartoon. You have to suspend belief. How is there a beach under the sea? How does a crab have a whale for a daughter? How does a computerized "wife" operate in salt water? It's a beep cartoon. That's the answer. To all of it. It's a cartoon.
                  Wow, seriously?

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                    suicehyde — 11 years ago(October 22, 2014 11:03 AM)

                    Sshhh It's okay. Calm down. Just people having fun speculating, okay. Have a cookie

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                      gameshowalex — 10 years ago(October 27, 2015 07:23 AM)

                      thanks! i'll take a cookie.

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                        Mhjm6 — 11 years ago(December 23, 2014 10:44 PM)

                        Shut up trash mouth

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                          gameshowalex — 10 years ago(October 27, 2015 07:24 AM)

                          you idiot it is a cartoon my god whats all the fighting about i agree but if you make fun of him you make fun of me i I AM AUTISTIC!

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                            bigdirtracingfan — 11 years ago(February 06, 2015 02:03 PM)

                            Don't take what people are saying so seriously! It's all in good fun

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                              gameshowalex — 9 years ago(May 21, 2016 06:07 PM)

                              (in a good tone of voice, good way):shut up Rweber108. WE all know that. Its just a fun guessing game. I personally think he has welfare and is autistic like me. That's my answer.
                              Don't take what people are saying so seriously! It's all in good fun
                              Answer: bigdirtracingfan is simple, As an autistic Caucasian 22 yr old male, I kinda get that way.
                              I'm going to assume that Patrick's seeming idiocy is actually a clever facade to evade working. Fooling the government, he is granted disability payment and gets an undisclosed amount of funds to afford everyday necessities.
                              by swimboy818-671-821618: now that's what I am talkin' bout good job.
                              It's just a cartoon, dude. by: kade5233
                              Query/answer: I know its just a game cool down take a chill pill would ya please?
                              Thanks for everyone's responses. Enjoy your day. Good-bye!

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                                FatalxKrystal — 11 years ago(August 08, 2014 12:05 PM)

                                Only when the plot demands it.
                                I would always rather be happy than dignified.

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                                  no54 — 11 years ago(October 23, 2014 05:51 PM)

                                  Patrick is a drain on the Bikini Bottom economy.

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                                    SelenaQP — 11 years ago(December 27, 2014 02:17 AM)

                                    I've been wondering the same thing the other day.
                                    Nice 2 laugh, but don't be the joke.

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                                      joachim005 — 11 years ago(December 28, 2014 03:57 AM)

                                      He probably gets economic support by the government for having some kind of mental illness. Doesn't need to work when he just makes matters worse, like when he worked at Krusty Krabs: Ate everything, answered the phone in the wrong way, scrubs the floor with the wrong side of the mop, etc. He's gotten a lot worse in the newer episodes. He baths Gary with a firethrower, doesn't care when people get hurt and always have this "sarcastic" face instead of his usual happy one.
                                      It's actually hard to answer. We don't know if the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom pay taxes, rent, communal expenses, customs or whatever. The show isn't THAT deep. But this raises some more questions:

                                      • Do Spongebob pay for his boat schooling!?
                                      • How can Spongebob pay for anything with his debt? Mr. Krabs have several times told him "this will be deducted from your salary". Crushed the restaurant, brought boots/fashion items from Krabs, etc.
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                                        sigmoid-spud — 11 years ago(March 01, 2015 11:34 AM)

                                        He obviously lives in Obama's socialist welfare state.

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                                          pencer-coffman-c — 11 years ago(April 03, 2015 11:36 AM)

                                          It's a kid's show, dude.don't overthink it.

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