Possible Wishmaster 5 Wishes
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tcshan — 20 years ago(December 23, 2005 09:13 PM)
The Djinn meets an upstart garage band, and the lead singer makes a comment to the effect of "We wish/want to be the biggest rock band of all time!" The Djinn says, "As you wish"
Suddenly, it's the 1960s, and the band are dressed in mod fashions and have pageboy haircuts and British accents. A member of the band yells, "He turned us into the beep Beatles!" An amusing end titles sequence could have them resolutely striking up "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".
EDIT: Oh, and IMHO the "wish to become a Djinn" thing would kinda rock as a plan to trick the Djinn. ("I wish we could have a fair fight!" or "I wish I could sympathize with you.") Djinn vs. Djinn could rock the cosmos.
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void-18 — 19 years ago(October 10, 2006 01:02 PM)
Finally a fun post! I was sick of hearing people complain about movies. I got to thinking that the wishes get twisted because of the Wishmaster's ill intent right. I mean the way the wishes are interpretted are questionable. It would take someone else's mind to interpret them. It's not like the Wishmaster interprets them literally. He interprets them so he can do some damage most of the time. Howabout a movie about a sickly pale dark character who awakens the Djinn. Say that this lonely characters wishes to be wanted and starts being taled by stalkers and rapists. This character enjoys whatever torture comes her way. First look beyond how morally wrong it may be and imagine how creepy it would be to see this dark woman being raped and then smiling and then killing her rapist or stalker. From what I've seen so far the Wishmaster has only come in contact with good natured people. What if he came into contact with someone selfish that likes to dish out pain like the Wishmaster. The main character starts asking questions and more about the Wishmasters are revealed. I think it would be awesome to hear some more idealogy about the Wishmasters. Where they come from and what stipulations they have. I like the idea of a human becoming more Djinn-like. So this human sets out to learn more about them and use her wishes to become one somehow. I don't know. Just an idea.
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Macgyver12186 — 19 years ago(October 14, 2006 07:52 PM)
void cool idea
the other one
WOrld Peace. seriously how does one twist that around.
easy all countries blame their problems on the one who wished for world peace so everyone in the world turns on that person.
and to let you all know never saw a wish master movie saw about 30 seconds of number 2 -
MaximusXXX — 19 years ago(October 22, 2006 07:32 PM)
- Rich and powerful ( guy finds himself tied up in a chair and a gang enters asking him for the money he owes them for their share of the drug trafficking, man gets shot 1000 times from 10 different angles )
- Biggest dick in the world ( It becomes so big the guy loses all his blood from the rest of the body )
- Wants to see his family again ( Goes to hell )
It's not a lie if you believe it.
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GhostFaceKiller — 19 years ago(January 31, 2007 11:09 AM)
Ah, but they are not able to change that which is eternal. We learn that in the second movie when the awaker tries to make a similar catch-all wish. She cannot just wish the Djinn away forever. (After all, what kind of movie would that be? It would be over in a matter of minutes.)
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Jetta42 — 19 years ago(April 04, 2007 08:08 PM)
This discussion reminded me of a funny story:
An old man is sitting in a dark alleyway, he has no idea of who he is, how he got there or what is going on. Then suddenly, a genie appears before him and tells him "it is time for you to make your third wish". The man thinks for a while and realizes that there is one thing he wants right now above all else. He tells the genie that "I wish I knew who I was". Before granting his wish, the genie pauses, slightly confused telling the old man "interesting, that was your first wish".