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    ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 29, 2024 08:12 PM)

    Bobby Tomlinson said...
    Maybe you could go to that ethnic shop tomorrow and make some and post a picture on the boards for all to see! 😊
    I could Bobby
    But it's the 30th of December and I've got celebrating to do
    Maybe in 2025
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      Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 11:27 AM)

      Oh in today’s Enders, Nicola shouted ‘Get outta my club!’ when she was kicking some guys out for misbehaving. It was of course in ‘homage’ to Peggy always saying ‘get outta my pub’ ha ha see I told you that these sneaky Enders producers had her in mind as the new Peggy. 🙂
      Her and Jack then made love right there in the office of Harry’s Barn!
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        ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 11:35 AM)

        That office has to be the least decent place to have a knee wobbler Bobby
        I'd rather use the alley round the back. At least there is the chance of getting caught there
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          Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 11:51 AM)

          That office in Harry’s Barn is always seeing plenty of action.
          In fact if I could do a map which demonstrates the areas of Enders Square with the highest concentration of love making, that office would be coloured in the deepest blue!
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            ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 11:58 AM)

            If you were to do some rompy pumpy in Enders Bobby were would it be?
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              Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 12:20 PM)

              Well that is an easy one to answer…
              Arthur’s Bench! 🙂 I’m surprised that no one (to my knowledge) has made love on Arthur’s Bench yet.
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                ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 12:47 PM)

                Dot's couch for me Bobby
                Somebody must have shagged on Arthur's bench, it's right there in the square and it's so close to the Queen Vic
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                  Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 01:02 PM)

                  That’s what I thought too! I’ve always been an off and on viewer of Enders with far more off than on…so I’ll have missed a lot.
                  Perhaps your female friend will know if anyone has shagged on Arthur’s Bench. Maybe text message her and ask her. 🙂
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                    ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 01:10 PM)

                    I don't do text messages Bobby
                    I find them rude and assuming for the best part
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                      Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 01:18 PM)

                      Not even if it’s to invite somebody round or simply to ask how they are?
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                        ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 01:39 PM)

                        I'd perhaps message someone to let them know that I'd like to call them at a certain time and to get back to me if that's good or when would be good for them.
                        Beyond that I find it far too intrusive and people seem to expect that other people are just sitting waiting for a message so that they can reply straight away.
                        My time is mine and others is there's and if we can arrange a moment to share them that's great but it's nothing more than a formality rather than an alternative to communicate in a casual sense immediately.
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                          Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 01:44 PM)

                          Well you are a better man than me then aren’t you. I’m always sending people text messages and I get really annoyed at them if they take a long time to reply. 🙂
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                            ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 01:48 PM)

                            You are only causing yourself grief Bobby and possibly some weaker minded people who feel the need to reply to messages.
                            No good can come of it all in the long run
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                              Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 02:24 PM)

                              I can’t help it though I get impatient!! That’s what caused this argument between me and this woman yesterday…her taking days to respond to my text messages and sometimes not even bothering to respond at all!!!
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                                ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 02:32 PM)

                                So you write back to everyone that posts adverts through your door with whether you are interested or not Bobby or do you just put them in the bin as unappreciated distractions to your day?
                                If it's in the bin then that's how I take unscheduled messages and lots of people are like me in that regard.
                                I view it as harassment and give no value to it unless it is an actual emergency
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                                  Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 02:34 PM)

                                  Yes but these are not from people that I know…friends of mine!!
                                  Are you saying that I am not allowed to message my friends and ask them how they are getting along?!!
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                                    ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 02:39 PM)

                                    Bobby Tomlinson said...
                                    Yes but these are not from people that I know…friends of mine!!
                                    Are you saying that I am not allowed to message my friends and ask them how they are getting along?!!
                                    You are allowed to do whatever you want within the confines of the law Bobby
                                    As can your friends
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                                      Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 02:47 PM)

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                                      You are allowed to do whatever you want within the confines of the law Bobby
                                      As can your friends
                                      But you are saying that messaging friends just to ask them how they are is harassment! I don’t want to harass people! Plus some friends live far away and I’m not on Facebook so text messaging is the only way I get to talk to them.
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                                        ∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 03:38 PM)

                                        Bobby Tomlinson said...
                                        But you are saying that messaging friends just to ask them how they are is harassment! I don’t want to harass people! Plus some friends live far away and I’m not on Facebook so text messaging is the only way I get to talk to them.
                                        I talk to people all over the world Bobby in different time zones and on different platforms and so I appreciate how awkward it can get to have a loose friendly catch-up some days let alone something important that needs specific attention.
                                        Let's say you are pals with Mel Gibson. You met him when he was doing that Aardman Animation Studios Chicken Run movie when he was researching the North of England and trying to figure out how Rocky would act on Tweedy's Chicken Farm. You're a young tike and he's a good guy. You swap numbers and every year he send you a Christmas card in December and a birthday card in January. It's a good casual friendship but he has fond memories of that part of England and you were an important part of that. He gave you guidance on how to approach storytelling and how to appreciate cinema in a new and different way from how you were doing it before. Bobby and Mel, everybody remembers them fondly
                                        Anywho's you know he is busy flying around the world shouting at Jews for killing Jesus and making movies. You understand his time is precious and that he
                                        really
                                        enjoys speaking with you but it's very rarely convenient for him to do so and so you both make the most of it when you get the chance. Well, there you are wondering what he thought of Wallace and Gromit over the Christmas period and whether he enjoyed Doctor Who or Ian Beale's Arthur Fowler mental breakdown, and how all of that compares with Corrie and what it was like back when he was in the area. And so you pick up the phone and message him. Nothing wrong with that, is there Bobby?
                                        Well you sit and await his reply. A little miffed as you really wanted to talk about that Yorkshire/Lancashire divide on the train bridge in Murder Most Fowl as you know he's laugh his head off at that one. Oh Mel! You big silly eejit! Well, as you sit and await his reply you put on the telly. Fires in LA! Oh noes!! The camera crew are showing all the Palisades burning down and none of the firehoses are working on the very few fire trucks they have out there.
                                        All of a sudden the camera quick cut pans to Mel darting out of the burning bush towards a house which is really on fire. We can hear an "Owooooooo!" coming from the upper story and then we see Murtaugh, Mel's Australian Heeler and best friend is stuck in the top window of a lovely mansion which looks like it's going to fall apart at any moment. "Roger!" shouts Mel as he vaults across the Greek columns separating his garden from the main road. The camera follows him as he darts through the middle of the garden leaping across his little dainty fountain and makes it to the front door. The cailing caves in at this point and Mel nimbly darts to the side and avoids being crushed by burning beams of timber. He looks up. "Owoooooooo!" goes Murtaugh the dog. Mel quickly analyses the situation and tries to make sense of a way to climb the ivy and get his dog Roger out.
                                        Suddenly his phone goes off. It's you, Bobby. The 5G towers being burned down meant that the message had to be rerouted and so he didn't get the message immediately as you thought he had. There he is, house in a tormented nightmare of a hellish situation with his best friend Roger Murtaugh the heeler dog from Australia mere metres from him and this tiny distraction. This tiny pause in his movements allows for fate to take hold and suddenly the house explodes and Mel is pushed back with such force that he lands inside the aforementioned fountain soaked.
                                        The pity, despair and rage come flooding immediately to his temples and neck veins as he sits upright and screams out into the night "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". He doubles over in a furled spasm and starts weeping uncontrollably. Everything is gone there's only him, this damn fire all around and his eternal loneliness to savour. He folds and gives himself to eternity to forever be forgotten along with the rest of the universe.
                                        And then, a bathtub crashes down from the sky and there, inside, is Murtaugh - alive and well. "Ruff!" says Roger the dog and Mel looks up and says "I thought I'd lost ya boy!" as an Indiana Jones hat rolls by his feet in the glaring roasted winds.
                                        Mel and Roger make their way to the firetrucks to find a new home for themselves. " Remember Alfred?" asks Mel, "Ruff!" says Roger and they go off together to get ice-cream.
                                        And that's why he didn't get back to you Bobby. Imagine something like that every time somebody doesn't reply immediately
                                        Only this time you saw it on your TV and so you know it to be true.
                                        That's how I approach people sending me unsolicited messages
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                                          Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(January 15, 2025 03:45 PM)

                                          ∂³∑x² said...
                                          I talk to people all over the world Bobby in different time zones and on different platforms and so I appreciate how awkward it can get to have a loose friendly catch-up some days let alone something important that needs specific attention.
                                          Let's say you are pals with Mel Gibson. You met him when he was doing that Aardman Animation Studios Chicken Run movie when he was researching the North of England and trying to figure out how Rocky would act on Tweedy's Chicken Farm. You're a young tike and he's a good guy. You swap numbers and every year he send you a Christmas card in December and a birthday card in January. It's a good casual friendship but he has fond memories of that part of England and you were an important part of that. He gave you guidance on how to approach storytelling and how to appreciate cinema in a new and different way from how you were doing it before. Bobby and Mel, everybody remembers them fondly
                                          Anywho's you know he is busy flying around the world shouting at Jews for killing Jesus and making movies. You understand his time is precious and that he
                                          really
                                          enjoys speaking with you but it's very rarely convenient for him to do so and so you both make the most of it when you get the chance. Well, there you are wondering what he thought of Wallace and Gromit over the Christmas period and whether he enjoyed Doctor Who or Ian Beale's Arthur Fowler mental breakdown, and how all of that compares with Corrie and what it was like back when he was in the area. And so you pick up the phone and message him. Nothing wrong with that, is there Bobby?
                                          Well you sit and await his reply. A little miffed as you really wanted to talk about that Yorkshire/Lancashire divide on the train bridge in Murder Most Fowl as you know he's laugh his head off at that one. Oh Mel! You big silly eejit! Well, as you sit and await his reply you put on the telly. Fires in LA! Oh noes!! The camera crew are showing all the Palisades burning down and none of the firehoses are working on the very few fire trucks they have out there.
                                          All of a sudden the camera quick cut pans to Mel darting out of the burning bush towards a house which is really on fire. We can hear an "Owooooooo!" coming from the upper story and then we see Murtaugh, Mel's Australian Heeler and best friend is stuck in the top window of a lovely mansion which looks like it's going to fall apart at any moment. "Roger!" shouts Mel as he vaults across the Greek columns separating his garden from the main road. The camera follows him as he darts through the middle of the garden leaping across his little dainty fountain and makes it to the front door. The cailing caves in at this point and Mel nimbly darts to the side and avoids being crushed by burning beams of timber. He looks up. "Owoooooooo!" goes Murtaugh the dog. Mel quickly analyses the situation and tries to make sense of a way to climb the ivy and get his dog Roger out.
                                          Suddenly his phone goes off. It's you, Bobby. The 5G towers being burned down meant that the message had to be rerouted and so he didn't get the message immediately as you thought he had. There he is, house in a tormented nightmare of a hellish situation with his best friend Roger Murtaugh the heeler dog from Australia mere metres from him and this tiny distraction. This tiny pause in his movements allows for fate to take hold and suddenly the house explodes and Mel is pushed back with such force that he lands inside the aforementioned fountain soaked.
                                          The pity, despair and rage come flooding immediately to his temples and neck veins as he sits upright and screams out into the night "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". He doubles over in a furled spasm and starts weeping uncontrollably. Everything is gone there's only him, this damn fire all around and his eternal loneliness to savour. He folds and gives himself to eternity to forever be forgotten along with the rest of the universe.
                                          And then, a bathtub crashes down from the sky and there, inside, is Murtaugh - alive and well. "Ruff!" says Roger the dog and Mel looks up and says "I thought I'd lost ya boy!" as an Indiana Jones hat rolls by his feet in the glaring roasted winds.
                                          Mel and Roger make their way to the firetrucks to find a new home for themselves. " Remember Alfred?" asks Mel, "Ruff!" says Roger and they go off together to get ice-cream.
                                          And that's why he didn't get back to you Bobby. Imagine something like that every time somebody doesn't reply immediately
                                          Only this time you saw it on your TV and so you know it to be true.
                                          That's how I approach people sending me unsolicited messages
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                                          That was a nice story. A bit heartbreaking but it had a happy ending. 🙂
                                          Anyway I just get annoyed when they take days to reply to a simple question and yet I know for a fact that they’ve been sat at home for days doing nothing! Especially when they’ve been having their arms draped across a man instead of getting back to ME!!!
                                          Anyway that’s between me and her…
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