Worst movie ever made
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Then8r — 13 years ago(March 14, 2013 10:56 PM)
This movie is atrocious. I would rather watch brussels sports fertilize one another while having my toenails removed by the slow tugs of a high powered metronome. If you choose to watch it, know that you have been warned.
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TheNater — 10 years ago(November 09, 2015 10:31 AM)
If I were to compile a list of terrible autrocities commited in the name of cinema, the lead this movie would have over all other movies would be so great that it would be hard to call any other movie its equal in awfulness. Think of the acting careers of Tom Green, Chris Kattan and Uday Hussein. Nothing they have ever done rivals how bad this movie was. Given the choice between watching it and a red hot poker crammed in your urethra, don't be so quick to select the movie.
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cheftoni55 — 9 years ago(April 07, 2016 07:31 AM)
I wouldn't say it's the worst movieobviously there are far worse. But, the script (dialogue) really needed work. The directing was crap. The acting by James Franco is some of his best. (Since then, his acting has beenuneven, often.) DeNiro is one of my favorite actors EVERbut, I disliked his heavy-handed performance in this. Secondary & background actors weren't altogether forgettable, but not quite memorable. Locations were suitable for this storylike a once-vibrant painting, now faded. Considering the storyline, it's fitting. Overall, it was a very good story that would've been great had the script been re-worked & a better director been in charge. Meh
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TheNater — 9 years ago(January 08, 2017 10:55 PM)
Given the choice between watching even just the trailer of this movie or being waterboarded with the urine collected exclusively from urinals at the local asparagus festival while ghost peppers are ground into my eye sockets and Nickleback blares in the background, I am going to have to go with the less painful option. Yes, Nickleback is cruel and unusual punishment, and waterboarding with asparagus pee while getting ghost peppered is no picnic, but this movie is so terrible, the choice is easy.