Worst Film Ever
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Teenage Caveman
KellyJones — 20 years ago(March 28, 2006 04:51 AM)
I watched this film whilst staying at a friends house. It was about 2 in the morning and we couldn't be bothered to change the channel so we unwittingly delved into what I call a mix between an extremely dodgy porn film(remember when that woman fingers herself to another woman exploding in front of her?hideous)and a day in the life of one of the many Quentin Tarantino wannabes who indulge in extreme violence but have no point to it.
The tagline of this film is 'The Future Sucks' I suggest to you that the makers of this low grade sci-fi nonsense should have put it as yes you guessed it 'This Film Sucks'
Even at 90 minutes in length i found it overlong.
I simply end with this messageDare You See Teenage Caveman?
A sane response would beI Dare Not -
bowntown — 19 years ago(June 04, 2006 01:41 AM)
i watched the movie for the first time tonight. i had boughten it on ebay simply because i am a huge larry clark fan. the movie yes, does suck. but its still worth a watch for a weird good laugh. i had a good chuckle at how bad some of the acting was.
if this is your first larry clark film (and if you didn't know he did a cameo as the guy vincent kills with a spear in the beginning) do not judge him as a filmmaker on this movie. go see ken park, kids, or bully.
ken park = <3. -
possible_psychotic — 19 years ago(September 04, 2006 02:18 AM)
well, i've seen bully and i've seen kids. i really, really liked bully and yeah kids was alright. my good friend moved interstate and he left me most of his movies and on of them was "teenage caveman".
I haven't watched it yet but after reading some of these posts i'm real tempted. is it as bad as a troma film?
"Christ kid, you're a weirdo!" -
TBMonk — 18 years ago(November 18, 2007 11:58 AM)
I haven't watched it yet but after reading some of these posts i'm real tempted. is it as bad as a troma film?
Troma films don't take themselves seriously, and can be enjoyed as high camp. This piece of junk, on the other hand, is a crime against nature and everything good about movies.
It is, without a doubt, the worst movie I've seen since "Shredder Orpheus," and the first movie I've ever been tempted to compare to that gawdawful POS.