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Name me 20 things wrong with it!!!

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    Sakura the Cookie Monster — 20 years ago(March 23, 2006 03:07 AM)

    1. They claim the daughter's a hemophilliac. Boy, is she a slight rarity in genetics. XD;;;
    2. Everything else I can't think of at the moment and/or what everybody else has said.
    3. Never should have been made. Period. v_v;;;
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      jhaze-1 — 20 years ago(March 30, 2006 11:07 PM)

      1: Light is nonexistent.
      2: Torture scenes are pitiful and not scary.
      3: Actors better emulate wax dummies.
      4: Plot is ripped off from The Ring, a far superior movie.
      5: It costs too much.
      6: It's way too long.
      7: Dialogue is mind-wrenching.
      8: Jam-packed with cheap scares.
      9: The ending is laughable.
      10: The nitwit who can't hold a cigarette at the beginning.
      11: The website's actual name is "Feardotcom.com"
      12: Do you want to play with me?
      13: Riding bikes is fun!
      14: The movie gives you subliminal messages to buy more William Malone movies.
      15: A cockroach is killed on a keyboard by a small book.
      16: It used to be on the Bottom 100.
      17: A man is hit by a train and a moron detective asks "How did he die?"
      18: It won't flush down unless you break it.
      19: The pawn shop owner refused to take it from me.
      20: The fact that there are 20 things wrong with it.

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        celticknotz — 20 years ago(March 31, 2006 09:10 PM)

        well it's more than 20 but thisabout covers it
        Directed by
        William Malone
        Writing credits
        Moshe Diamant (story)
        Josephine Coyle (written by)
        Cast (in credits order)verified as complete
        Stephen Dorff . Detective Mike Reilly
        Natascha McElhone . Terry Huston, Dept. of Health
        Stephen Rea . Alistair Pratt, 'The Doctor'
        Udo Kier . Polidori
        Amelia Curtis . Denise Stone
        Jeffrey Combs . Sykes
        Nigel Terry . Turnbull
        Gesine Cukrowski . Jeannine
        Michael Sarrazin . Frank Bryant
        Jana Gttgemanns . Little Girl
        Anna Thalbach . Kate
        Siobhan Flynn . Thana Brinkman
        Evie Garratt . Albino Woman
        Lex Kreps . Tenant
        Joan McBride . Mrs. Richardson
        Isabelle Van Waes . Victim
        Derek Kueter . Officer #1
        Elizabeth McKechnie . Alice Turnbull
        Arnita Swanson . Barlow
        Gordon Peters . Rooney
        Nils Brunkhorst . Prisoner
        Sven Pippig . Henry
        Anja Van Greuningen . Ashley
        Anjelika Khromova . Ashley's Mother
        Sigal Diamant . Nurse
        Matthias Schweighfer . Dieter Schrader
        Birthe Wolter . Nina Blank
        Frances Potasnik . Nurse #1
        Mascha Litterscheid . Nurse #2
        Dean Gregory . Maintenance Man #1
        Chris Bearne . Warehouse Attendant
        Emma Campbell . Goth-Chick
        Kwasi Songui . Young Detective
        Astrid Skuyat . Alistair's Victim
        Produced by
        Yoram Barzilai . line producer
        Rudy Cohen . executive producer
        Mark Damon . executive producer
        Limor Diamant . producer
        Moshe Diamant . producer
        Jan Fantl . co-producer
        Jean-Marc Flio . producer: Canada
        Frank Hbner . executive producer
        Elie Samaha . executive producer
        David Saunders . executive producer
        Romain Schroeder . executive producer
        Andrew Stevens . executive producer
        Original Music by
        Nicholas Pike
        Cinematography by
        Christian Sebaldt
        Film Editing by
        Alan Strachan
        Casting by
        Rosina Bucci
        Anja Dihrberg
        Production Design by
        Jrme Latour
        Art Direction by
        Regine Freise
        Markus Wollersheim
        Set Decoration by
        Mona Kino
        Michaela Quast
        Louise Tremblay
        Makeup Department
        Zoltan Elek . key makeup artist
        Claudine Moureaud . hair & makeup assistant
        Evelyne Sittig . special makeup effects assistant
        Production Management
        Marc Grewe . unit production manager
        Reinhild Grber . production supervisor: ApolloMedia
        Christopher P. Kibbey . post-production supervisor
        Rudolf Kurz . production supervisor: ApolloMedia
        Patrick Raymond . unit manager: Montreal
        Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
        Alexandre Bernard . third assistant director
        Hlne Coker . third assistant director
        Suzanne Nicell . second assistant director
        Thomas Piepenbring . second unit director
        Jim Probyn . third assistant director
        Charlie Watson . first assistant director
        Art Department
        Sulamith Ater . head painter
        Sulamith Ater . scenic artist
        Klaus Bienen . on-set stand-by carpenter
        Alain Cadieux . swing gang
        Denis Chabot . assistant art director
        Manuel Demoulling . stand-by props
        Franois Dickes . prop buyer
        Tomislav Findrik . storyboard artist
        Hugh Fottrell . prop maker
        Catherine Gauthier . assistant set decorator
        Frank Godt . art department coordinator
        Toby Hawkes . prop maker
        Svet Hrouchoff . props driver
        Svet Hrouchoff . set dresser
        Joe Kotroczo . art department trainee
        Paul Purdy . property master
        Jan Rott . prop buyer
        Uwe Steckhan . swing gang
        Uwe Steckhan . underwater set decoration: Berlin
        Richard Tass . art director: Canada
        Bruno Zenatello . construction manager
        Sound Department
        Nick Adams . sound designer
        Howard Bargroff . sound re-recording mixer
        Owen Bartholomew . trainee music editor
        Dirk Bombey . boom operator
        Robert Bourke . foley editor
        Robert Burke . foley editor
        Steve Cook . sound supervisor
        Colin Cooper . adr mixer
        Colin Cooper . foley mixer
        Martin Evans . supervising sound editor
        Eric Jean Francois . cable guy
        Susan French . adr editor
        Andrew Glen . music editor
        Dean Humphreys . sound re-recording mixer
        Stan Jones . music editor: US
        Peter Maxwell . sound re-recording mixer
        Kath Pollard . assistant sound re-recording mixer
        Ted Swanscott . adr mixer
        Ted Swanscott . foley mixer
        Carlo Thoss . sound mixer
        Lauren Ana Walker . foley editor (as Roger Walker)
        Special Effects by
        Igor Chevalier . conceptual illustrator
        Igor Chevalier . visual effects art director
        Ryal Cosgrove . special effects coordinator: Canada
        Roland Goddijn . special effects technician
        Harrie Wiessenhaan . special effects supervisor (as Harry Wiessenhaan)
        Rick Wiessenhaan . special effects senior technician
        Visual Effects by
        Nastuh Abootalebi . Inferno artist: das werk
        Dan Ashton . scanning and recording: Cinesite
        Andreas Beck . shake artist: das werk
        Roger Beck . system administration: das werk
        Alan Church . visual effects producer: Hypnosis, London
        Peter Connelly . Domino artist: das werk
        Peter Connelly . shake artist: das werk
        Mark Dollery . scanning and recording assistant: das werk
        Stephen Elson . visual effects producer: Das Werk
        Michele Fabbro . technical director
        Derek Flood . character technical director: das werk
        Andrew Francis . telecine operator
        Gianfranco Gaioni .

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                pinkfreak60 — 19 years ago(April 13, 2006 05:46 PM)

                This movie was so f ucking retarded, and the actors sucked.
                Hannah..Oh yes, ERIK KNUDSEN IS HAWT!

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                  choke_on_that — 15 years ago(August 29, 2010 05:40 PM)

                  I agree with a lot of you, but I had a huge problem with the Natasha McElhone character and the purpose (or lack thereof) she served. First and foremost, after it was established that the German students didn't die from some mysterious contagion, why the hell would a Department of Health worker help solve a string of murders that were beyond her expertise? I just hate how they set up the character to get involved in the case.
                  There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

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                    mattiasflgrtll6 — 10 years ago(September 16, 2015 11:02 AM)

                    1. The design of the web site (it looks hilariously cheesy and stupid)
                    2. Stephen Rea's acting (almost baffling how awful he is here)
                    3. Instead of making it an interesting mystery, the villain is revealed in the clumsiest way possible.
                    4. Almost every attempt at being scary fails.
                    5. If you hear a stranger out-of-nowhere offer you an acting gig, you apparently fall for it!
                    6. Terrible special effects.
                    7. The pacing (it was feeling so slow sometimes it was like a joke)
                    8. The endless idiotic lines ("How enticing the smell of cheap perfume can be or is that fear?)
                    9. The stupid occurring gigantic white ball.
                    10. THE ENDING!!!!!!!!!
                      That's what I can think of for the moment.
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                      amandawillis-55525 — 10 years ago(February 28, 2016 10:07 PM)

                      the ending bugged the hell out of me. after terry saves the blonde girl from the doctor, she just leaves her on the floor, naked and traumatized, by the doctor's torture stuff and escapes with the guy detective. a normal person would have given her a jacket, helped her out of that dungeon, and took her to the police station or hospital. she just goes home and lays on her bed with a cat.
                      the end.

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