100 things I learned from TDAT
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Panthro44 — 10 years ago(February 27, 2016 12:05 AM)
- People can walk from one major city to another in a day or two, on top of snow, and not be worn out when they arrive.
- If you're about to die because the glass supporting you is about to break and let you fall to your death, it's best to just cut the rope and kill yourself before you actually fall and die seconds later. Make sure you cut the rope with emphasis, too.
- Talk on the phone in freezing water as long as you can without explaining your dilemma to the listener on the other end. It's no big deal that the water level is rising and will soon engulf you. No, no urgency at all.
- There's no way you actually can live off M&M's and potato chips for the length of the expected storm (7-10 days).
When we're thinking about our own brain, would that be a mental paradox??
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starwarsdeathstar — 10 years ago(March 19, 2016 02:37 PM)
Great post
42. You only need a tent to survive quick frost caused by -10C drop every second, even though it smashes the windows of skyscrapers including the Empire State building.
43. Multiple hundreds of humans are capable of surviving a storm in subzero temperatures inside skyscrapers with broken windows. -
KingCobra686 — 10 years ago(April 03, 2016 10:39 AM)
- Mexico is safe from climate change disasters.
- The royal family tried to escape a climate disaster that covered the whole northern hemisphere using the range of a helicopter flight.
- Drilling for ice samples can cause a section of ice the size of a state to break off.
- Waves flooding through a city will slow down when there is a dramatic scene of someone trying to untangle themselves from a car.
- Massive breakthroughs on climate change will occur days before massive climate shifts.
- Mexico needs a massive bribe before it will let any refugees from a huge disaster come to their country for safety.
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rlubeck — 9 years ago(June 05, 2016 12:58 PM)
- You can take your coat off in a tent at minus 50, but you must wear it inside a library sitting next to a fire place.
- There's about enough time to walk in the water towards a tsunami getting someone's handbag with said person's passport back who happens to have left it behind im a cab. Even with an injured leg.
- The snowy scenes always have a blue overtone.
- The vice-president is - as always - very sceptical about the professor's theories at first.
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beachbum1701 — 9 years ago(June 25, 2016 03:33 PM)
- If an astronaut in space, you calmly watch the world you came from undergo biblical environmental changes and take the occasional picture and purse your brow, never once wondering how you're going to get back down or how NASA will resupply you.
- Not one extraterrestrial took credit for destroying the world.
- Good-looking people will survive the weather apocalypse. Steve Buscemi is doomed.
- The Statue of Liberty can survive a 280 ft tsunami, but will be blown to pieces by an alien fire storm.
- Even faced with the end of the world, good-looking teen nerds won't have sex.
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sternn01 — 9 years ago(January 26, 2017 11:46 PM)
- Manchester United was winning.
- Everyone in the world, gets their news from Fox.
- The chances of two ocean sensor buoys failing, are remote.
- Sams science teacher is a bit of a douche.
- Nothing burns like Nietzsche.