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The Real Soldier Boy — 1 year ago(December 08, 2024 09:18 AM)
I'm a few episodes behind and catching up…
Coleen Rooney - 6/10
I presumed Rooney's Mrs would be mentally retarded, but she's intelligent, strong and likeable. Not the funniest of people but a safe pair of hands.
Danny Jones - 7/10
Likeable cheeky chappy. Probably not going to be challenging Elvis or Freddy Mercury any time soon when it comes to epic singers/musicians, but he is what he is. I couldn't actually name a McFly song if my life depended on it.
Rev. Richard Coles 9/10
Intelligent, understated, witty and seems very genuine. A great addition to the show this year and fascinating to listen to when he regales the camp with stories of his colourful life.
Oti Mabuse 7/10
Extremely likeable, intelligent, has massive chebs. What's not to like? Genuinely talented too as an elite dancer. As someone who is getting in touch with his woke values it's refreshing to see a black woman who isn't mental.
GK Barry 0/10
An extremely irritating, tryhard, gawket quine. Seems to love the sound of her own voice and brings absolutely nothing of value. Forever mouthing off and thinking she's the new Ricky Gervais. Empty vessels make the most noise.
Alan Halsall 5/10
Likeable lad that gives his all. Admittedly, gives off a slight Millard vibe: like he was bullied at school for having acne and old trainers. He also looks like the sort of guy that has BO, bad flatulence and a compulsive masturbation problem.
Maura Higgins 6/10
Not really a celebrity and I've no idea who she is. Attractive though and endearing with her Oirish charm and self-deprecating humour.
Barry McGuigan 7/10
A former boxing world champion and one of the main pundits/commentators in the sport - a bonafide celebrity who stepped in late to replace Super Ally McCoist. Strong, intelligent, composed and randomly has a lovely voice when he sings.
Melvin Odoom 2/10
No idea who he is. Seems a genuine, sensitive guy, but brought limited value. He also seems like the sort of ten a penny bloke you'll find in any London pub called Dave.
Tulisa 5/10
What the dickins have you done to your face, dear? What a shame. She's someone I have always liked though, particularly with her involvement in N-dubs, one of the greatest music groups of all time. Nana nana nigh nigh!
Dean McCullough 0/10
Annoying look at me twonk.
Jane Moore 0/10
Which one was she again?
And last but not least!
Ant & Dec 10/10
The boys
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