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markyear-1 — 16 years ago(December 07, 2009 03:20 PM)
"and guess what, the rib sandwich is coming back on Tuesday. Guess who aint gettin one.youre damn right you dont eat pork, cause I aint givin you none. I aint givin you no hamburgers, no apple pies. I aint givin you beep Calvins got that on lock down. If you want some WacArnolds, you gots to go through me. Youre cut off!"
I wish I had 2 more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down! -
derek9-1 — 16 years ago(December 08, 2009 10:48 PM)
(Calvin comes home from work with a takeout bag)
Calvin: Hey I bought y'all home some dinner from work.
Wife: (angry) CALVIN, YOU CAN'T KEEP FEEDIN' ME AND YOUR BABY HAMBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES EVERY GDAMN NIGHT!
Calvin: Well, what the hell do you expect me to do?
Wife: NA, GET A REAL JOB!
Calvin: (defensive)
BITCH
, WACARNOLD'S IS GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE MY COMMUNITY AND FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WELFARE OF MY OWN ENVIRONMENT!!!
Wife: DON'T GIVE ME THAT TRIFLIN' ASS BULLSHT!
Calvin: I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE! HEY (sees a pair of men's gloves atop the refrigerator) hey, whose gloves are these? Huh? Who you fu**in', O.J.?!!! -
latent_one — 16 years ago(February 06, 2010 04:32 PM)
I really liked the lines: "there's a thin line between fries and shakes" and "the leanest burger in the world can be the MEANEST burger in the world."
I thought was hilarious but I don't know why. Was this a refrence to something else or were they just making up jokes and talking trash? Either way it was great, but I have to admit I don't quite get those jokes.
Happy Birthday Spray, I'm dissapointed in you! -
latent_one — 9 years ago(May 29, 2016 01:04 PM)
I am coming back to this thread 3 years later. Thank you yllennoc for posting this! You have answered a question that has perplexed me for years!
"How many breakfasts did you have this morning? Looks like you had four, maybe five."