Funniest part of the movie
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Bassmint_Stile — 14 years ago(June 21, 2011 09:32 AM)
LOVED- "Go away! 'Batin." And "Welcome to Cosco. I love you."
But, another part I love is when Joe is escaping jail. He runs out the door the machine guns go off, shooting each other, and missing him.
Well, his pants stayed on, so that's a good sign. And.Wait! Do I smell cookies? -
TheLiterSide — 14 years ago(November 25, 2011 04:22 PM)
Hands down I have to say that the prosecutors' speech had me doubling over in laughter. No matter how many times I watch this film it always gets me to smile: Okay, number one your honor, just look at him and b., we've got all this, like, (scoff) evidence about how like this guy didn't even pay at the hospital and I heard he doesn't even have his tattoo. (crowd boos) I know, and I'm all "You've got to be beep me!" but check this out man. The judge should be, like, guilty. Peace.
The atrocious grammar is hysterical in that not only would that never be allowed in modern court but also that the crowd applauds it as well. Some other gems were "Welcome to Costco, I love you." and the look on Frito's face when Joe tries to explain to him why he would not get any money if there was no time machine. His confused stammering seems so genuine that it's priceless. Finally I have to give it to the post-credit scene with Upgrayedd showing up to go "find this ho". -
Synthia7 — 14 years ago(November 26, 2011 08:05 PM)
- When Joe suggests using water to grow the crops and the cabinet members reply: Water . from the toilet?
The fact that their only reference for water is the toilet so funny. That whole scene when they are so brainwashed by advertising that they believe sports drink with electrolytes "is what plants crave" is just hilarious. - When Frito is taking Luke and Rita to Costco and he says something like "I know this place. I got my law degree here."
- The fact that in the future people will be so lazy and obsessed with watching TV that they need the toilet integrated with chairs/sofas so they won't have to break their stupor and go relieve themselves in private and with dignity.
- Every scene that showed subtlty could not survive in the future and that even sex had to be discussed in the most basic, obvious ways because the people couldn't decipher double entendre or metaphor. Wow.
The entire movie/satire is pretty brilliant (and prophetic).
- When Joe suggests using water to grow the crops and the cabinet members reply: Water . from the toilet?
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NotMoreMovies — 14 years ago(February 10, 2012 11:36 PM)
Funniest part for me was when he was getting his ID tattoo and didn't understand how to enter his name so he said "I'm not sure."
IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Joe Bowers: I'm not sure if
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
Joe Bowers: No, it's not correct
IPPA Computer: Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Joe Bowers: No, it's not, my name is Joe
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."
Joe Bowers: My last name is not "Sure!"
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!
Joe: Oh, this is fing great! -
SayNoToRemakes — 13 years ago(May 12, 2012 04:50 PM)
"IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Joe Bowers: I'm not sure if
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
Joe Bowers: No, it's not correct
IPPA Computer: Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Joe Bowers: No, it's not, my name is Joe
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."
Joe Bowers: My last name is not "Sure!"
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!"
Haha - we're already here. When you make a phone call to the bank for instance and you have to speak your instructions instead of talking to a human. After the phone finally can't understand what I want I curse at it, and then it says "hold on and I will get a representative for you." Sheesh - whatever happened to being able to talk to a person? Oh yeah, we had to lay them off so the executives can get their big fat paychecks and bonuses. -
FooserX — 14 years ago(March 01, 2012 08:22 AM)
The whole intro and family tree diagram is hysterical
So is the part in the hospital where Joe is describing his ailments, and the nurse is moving her finger around the board with all the diagrams that show what hurts lol. That's SO funny to me because at some Burger kings and stuff, they have pictures now for burger, or drinklol
And then the movie about "Ass" and show about ball kicking. That's basically the movie Jackass now
I probably laughed the most at:
"Go awaybaitin'!"
lol