Things I learned from Underworld: Evolotion
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Underworld: Evolution
chilone — 9 years ago(November 14, 2016 10:35 AM)
- Selene is the future.
- Vampires DO have sex, apparently.
- Crashed helicopter engines only stop running after they puree an antique vampire.
- Werewolf/vampire hybrid claws can't be beat when it comes to opening paint cans.
- Being an exiled vampire historian has some SERIOUS perks!!
- Nasty, eastern block food makes werewolf/vampire hybrids sick too.
- Antique vampires apparently weigh many tons, as they can pull a helicopter out of the sky by a cable.
I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!