Pathetic
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donald-rando — 15 years ago(June 06, 2010 03:55 PM)
Because they had been travelling together for a while and she might have even told him to hide it there. It seems she was the one in control. Roy's wife didn't know about the money. The girl wanted to know where her boyfriend was, and the wife thought that was out of love or wanting to grieve or something. So at the hospital she went and told the girl where his body was. The girl was the only who knew where the money was other than carlos, she just needed to find the body and the jacket.
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zeladsaladdd — 13 years ago(August 14, 2012 02:37 AM)
Dude, I know this is a year late, but come on Jessie knew Carlos had a ton of money on him (the Russians said so!), and she also knew that Abby was a "good girl" at heart who had been TORTURED because of her own actions. Jessie was, in a sense, allowing Abby a fresh start.
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JaxSnyder — 16 years ago(October 19, 2009 08:22 PM)
it's downright horrible indeed, i could not find a single thing that i liked about it: amateur acting, earbleeding "russian" accent, ridiculous plot, ghastly directing. it seems that Anderson relied on the "exotic" Russian atmosphere to pull something off, but it's a disaster really
And why is Roy such a moron? My god, is his character awkward or what?
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The_Cool_Critic — 16 years ago(October 22, 2009 07:18 AM)
The film also has some banal cinematography, which I found to be a major drawback as camerawork is so important for a film belonging to the thriller genre. The slow pace is another sore point. But more than anything, its the film maker's tendency to play up on xenophobia which saddened me the most. All the Russians are ill tempered and/or display some sociopathic tendencies. Carlos is the latin womaniser. And I could add a few more things except that I found the film so boring I just don't remember enough of ithahathe only redeeming factor in the film was Eduardo Noriega who always smoulders on screen.
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cfischer999 — 16 years ago(November 03, 2009 07:19 PM)
I agree. It takes a lot to make me write a scathing review that bashes a movie but this one deserves it. Emily Mortimer was totally miscast and looks like an absolute dog in this movie. Right from the start it was totally unbelieveable that any guy as good-looking as Eduardo Noriega could even become remotely interested and sexually aroused by someone who looked as bad as she did, even if he was some "alleged" rapist. (I guess that's the excuse they had to make up for his character to seem believable). The fake Russian accents got old really quick too, not to mention that absolutely -NOTHING- happens during the entire first half of the movie!
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cableaddict — 16 years ago(December 05, 2009 06:31 PM)
Thank God I'm not the only one. I'm 30 minutes into this thing, and the writing is so bad I have to turn it off. Clearly this is a throw-away flick made for cheap, with no real care. No need to watch further.
Came here and was shocked to see a high rating.
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stephanyjml — 16 years ago(December 05, 2009 11:38 PM)
I just watched it and liked it. I thought Woody Harrleson's character was annoying - I would want to wring my husband's neck if he caused us to be separated in Siberia. I thought a lot of the characters were typical stereotypes - the CIA/embassy officials, for example. But, I thought the movie was interesting and different so I enjoyed it. I like Emily Mortimer and I found her character more realistic than most - she wasn't all good and she's not all bad.
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PVarjak — 16 years ago(December 31, 2009 08:51 PM)
I disagree with some of your comments. I think Emily Mortimer did a good job and was not miscast. TS needed another good American or British actor to play her husband and not Woody Harrelson doing Woody from 'Cheers.' You criticize the way she 'looked' in the movie. Well, having taken a long train trip on a crude train like that across Russia, I can tell you she's not going to look like she looked in Bright Young Things. It was realistic. She wasn't going to be all made up every day. The toilets and sinks (as was shown later in the movie) often clog and stink.
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mrgogonyc — 12 years ago(February 13, 2014 09:29 AM)
Everyone has a type, csfischer. Sometimes there's no telling who someone would be attracted to. Also, maybe Eduardo cunningly felt that Jes would be useful.
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TheBeardedWonder — 15 years ago(May 24, 2010 07:08 PM)
Better than taken? In what way? At least taken knew what it was and went for it full steam. This is all over the map genre-wise, with moronic and completely unlikable characters in every way, ASKING you to not care what happens to ANY of them.
The Mortimer character for instance, good god, she has to be one of the dumbest in history. Making bad choices, doing stupid things, over reacting, freaking out at a bad time, etc She dug her own grave, then we're supposed to care when it's time to pay for it.
It was just going from gag to gag like a bad sex comedy for adults who like thrillers most of the time too. Oh look, she tried to break them on the toilet! Oh look, she almost fell off the train (WTF?!). Oh look, Kingsley almost caught her! Oh look, they want more than the drugs! And so on and so forth for 2 hours.
The first 45 wasn't great character development or anything, let's be real here guys. With stupid enough characters and a silly enough plot, the build up can still be worthless. And there's a big difference between 'inane and worthless dialogue' and 'character development', something the director should learn before his next flick.
I, and everybody I was watching this with, just couldn't believe someone wrote a character like Mortimer's and said 'yeah, this is solid, this is good stuff.' Nobody cared what happened to her, or really anybody else in the flick, and we just couldn't wait for the end 5/10
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markfilipak — 15 years ago(June 12, 2010 12:00 PM)
The first 45 wasn't great character development or anything
Seriously? You couldn't see "great character development or anything"? I saw wall-to-wall character development that pretty much tipped me off, 1, that there was something bogus about Carlos, 2, that Abby was hiding something, 3, that Jessie was attracted to Abby in ways that Roy probably would have been shocked to learn, and 4, that Roy was a babe in the woods. How much more character development do you need?
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TheBeardedWonder — 15 years ago(June 22, 2010 04:50 PM)
Kind of answered your own question with your previous assessment of characters. You get all of this within 15 secs of seeing each character. They're right out of the cliche handbook, and stay as such the whole movie. Nobody is developed beyond their initial characteristics.
They don't develop the characters, they throw them at you and then keep them the same the whole movie
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