*Possible Spoilers*
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johnnycrime2003 — 16 years ago(August 11, 2009 09:24 AM)
- The best place to kidnap people is at the airport, because there are never any police, security, or cameras there.
- When kidnapping white women to sell into slavery overseas, it is best to wait until they return from a vacation in a third world country and kidnap them in the States.
- That you can cold-bloodedly run over a young man, twice, yet it still hurts to hear a young woman suffocate in an exhaust filled car.
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da_mous — 16 years ago(August 18, 2009 05:29 PM)
- A butt tattoo is easily removed with a rusty old drill from circa 1978.
- Tall skinny guys named Andy who look like Don Knotts are, generally, always creepy and will probably try to rape and kill you.
- White slavers with a soft spot for cute, good girls are indestructible.
- White slavers will always leave pictures of previous victims so that you'll have something to ponder while you take occasional craps in a small litter box.
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abark — 16 years ago(August 23, 2009 07:38 PM)
35: Getting smashed in the head repeatedly with a heavy tire iron might only put you down for a few seconds, but getting stabbed in the right side with a table knife will kill you dead.
36: If you run someone over repeatedly in a supermarket parking lot don't worry about cleanup no one will ever notice the brains and guts on the pavement. -
abark — 16 years ago(August 25, 2009 02:51 AM)
38: White slavers will kill a bitch for a yeast infection
39: Even after they have just spent an entire nights effort kidnapping her and her friend, and killing 2 men to get them to a warehouse.
40: If you are a white slaver don't forget your grocery shopping list. -
emmaemmaem — 16 years ago(September 17, 2009 08:50 PM)
- If you do find yourself in a shop where you can get help, do not ask for help but rather act strangely and pass a cryptic scary note to the shop assistant. When the baddy is not waiting for you outside, sit on the kerb with your shopping and patiently wait for him to pick you up again.
- If you admit you have a yeast infection you will never make it in the cut-throat industry of sex slavery.
- If you manage to escape for a few seconds and find a helpful stranger, do not rush but take your time. Lie down quietly for a while in the middle of the road and mutter quiet ramblings to yourself. Eventually get up and talk to your possible saviour. Keep moving slowly and don't say anything that actually makes sense.
- Don't wear white shoes.
- If the driver of your shuttle bus is acting like a maniac psychopath and you are still at the airport, it's fine to go with him anyways.
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"No time for the old in-out,love-I'm just here to check the metre" A Clockwork Orange
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bellapeligrosa — 16 years ago(September 08, 2009 02:58 AM)
- One of the busiest cities in the world has no traffic, at all, anywhere.
- A late night supermarket will stay open all night in a deserted area despite there being no clientele.
- It's much easier to kidnap someone and make them do your supermarket shopping for you than do it yourself.
- English guys make better baddies, even when they have American accents.
- It makes sense to run through wide open spaces when being pursued by a large vehicle, than run towards buildings where you could get some cover. It will never, ever catch up to you and run you over.
- Brunettes are more intelligent than the average blond. See also 'The Ruins'.
- You've got the upper hand, you've got a gun, the baddie is incapacitated, yet somehow it all manages to go pear-shaped ALWAYS shoot the baddie when you have a chance.
It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!
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bucky-53 — 16 years ago(September 24, 2009 03:07 PM)
- ATM Kiosks don't have fire or smoke detectors.
- If you randomly load one round into a revolver, it will always go bang on the first pull.
- After a lull in the action, go back and get the remaining bullets.
- A Shuttle bus will run without issue after running someone over, crashing into a cement wall, and running head on into another vehicle.
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mshawobx — 16 years ago(October 03, 2009 09:25 PM)
53 sex slave owners never bathe their girls. they just keep the shoes nice and white and the girls filthy.
54. if you want to get rid of your mother in law, leave her near the shipyard in a box with a stack of cash on top. forklift drivers ignore screams for cash.
55. it is impossible to tell what a flashlight is in a dark box. you first have to hold it up to the light so you can see it. -
BigEmpty — 16 years ago(January 02, 2010 05:45 PM)
- A sharp object to your face can ward off a sex slave dealer with a gun.
- Mel can pass as Nicole Kidman with blond hair.
- In a city where no one ever goes out at night, it good to run a 24 hr grocery store.
- There are no police presence in the middle of night in the city. Best time to commit a crime or rob a grocery store.
- It's too easy kidnap young hot chicks for 5 yrs and make $40,000 a month. Just drive a shuttle and hang out at airports in the middle of night. No one cares about those missing hot chicks.
"All wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. And she won't give it to me!"