Explain your life
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Krypteia1 — 9 years ago(October 02, 2016 02:43 AM)
My life? Let's see. I'm widely lauded as the world's foremost authority on A Song of Ice and Fire, so much so that George (that's Mr. Martin to you plebs) sometimes calls me up in a panic when he can't meet his 45-word-per-day quota because he can't remember the difference between a zo Loraq and a mo Kandaq.
Aside from that, my life's work is to educate the ignorant fans of "Game of Thrones" that the books are a definitive version of the story. I try to get them to understand, for their own benefit, that they should be reading the books instead of watching this pathetic fan fiction by HBO's Dimbulb and Duffer.
That's why I'm here, in fact. To proselytize on an otherwise lost forum and show people the light of GRRM instead of the darkness of D&D.
I've also got an excellent ponytail.
