"Well this isn't *beep* baseball weasle face, it's Catering!" - Uda Bengt

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I_am_Jack_s_IMDb_account — 14 years ago(September 11, 2011 11:22 AM)

"It's just wrong. That would be like if in 'Aliens' if they'd cast Kate Hudson to play Ripley. I would root for the fuqking aliens." - Roman

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chilledout247 — 12 years ago(October 03, 2013 11:56 AM)

Best line of the whole show is in the pilot. Don't serve the 2 jiggers!

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catch090703 — 16 years ago(June 09, 2009 05:54 PM)

your on probation

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Take_The_Bait — 16 years ago(June 12, 2009 09:02 PM)

"The only way I'm googling you is if you get very creative in the way you kill yourself"

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horror_recidivist — 16 years ago(June 13, 2009 01:53 AM)

Roman - "Dragons are fantasy. If theres magical talismans or a magic sword or wizards or beep crazy not-real animals. all these basic things that break laws of reality: that beep all fantasy. Im into hard sci-fi. Fantasy is beep
Henry - "Does ANYONE here have any ecstasy?!"
Porn Star - "My life's work can't peak at guys cumming up my nostrils."

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wallfishy-1 — 16 years ago(June 16, 2009 02:03 AM)

Alan Duk-"100 dollars at a titty bar or i could just come here for free"
"just call me Mrs. Butterworth, Bitch"
Henry-"I prefer beep-up over quiter"
WallFIshy

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coconutpete — 16 years ago(June 16, 2009 08:58 AM)

Ron: What am I not hearing?
Roman: A squid?

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patrick20124 — 16 years ago(June 17, 2009 03:42 PM)

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!!!!!
ahahaha it got more funny when henry finally said it

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liacin — 16 years ago(June 30, 2009 01:04 AM)

"No personal business on company pond." - Constance

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chappy422 — 16 years ago(July 05, 2009 11:51 AM)

"No personal business on company pond." - Constance
you don't s#it where you eat

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ft11 — 16 years ago(July 04, 2009 07:55 AM)

That really was classic.
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent."

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KrebsCycle — 16 years ago(July 12, 2009 11:16 AM)

Constance: "We should adopt homeless people".

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Mikhails_Right_Eye — 16 years ago(July 17, 2009 12:07 AM)

Donnie: Eh that's cool, just ask me a question then walk away that's alright.
Joe Lo Truglio is a comedy genius in everything he does. The way he delivered that line killed me.

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martns — 16 years ago(July 20, 2009 10:00 AM)

Donnie: Can we eat this?
Casey: Yes, it's food.
Perfect deadpan.

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Krinch — 16 years ago(August 04, 2009 04:47 AM)

"Donnie: Can we eat this?
Casey: Yes, it's food.
Perfect deadpan."
I effing loved that line.
I also laughed pretty hard at one of Kristen Bells last lines:
"I like art films. Nothing too depressing, no holocaust beep

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mattbauer — 16 years ago(July 22, 2009 08:44 PM)

Constance: "You've seen 'Dingleberries?!'"