What funny/random moments have you seen?
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Korrupt89 — 15 years ago(May 19, 2010 08:50 AM)
"I stopped to help a lady needing help at a horse carriage on the side of the road. Surprise, ambush. I kill all her thugs, and as she begs me not to kill her, I hogtied her and threw on my horse. I then took her to the train tracks and dumped her there, and watched the train make her go splat. The surprising part? There's actually an achievement for doing exactly that."
Haha you & I think alike because that happened to me & I did the exact same thing. I was surprised that I earned a trophy for that one lol. -
Mercale — 15 years ago(May 19, 2010 09:45 AM)
Man, I fail at being a criminal. I tried to get the Dastardly achievement earlier, and waited a good 10 minutes for a train.
Problem is, I didn't think it through enough, and left her on the tracks in front of a train station. The Train stopped within 2 inches of her, not killing her, and not giving me the achievement when it started up again. -
buckshot213 — 15 years ago(May 19, 2010 05:01 PM)
I was riding my horse and I'm being chased by a coyote. I take out my rifle and I shoot at him while still riding but he got to close to my horse. I figured out that one rifle shot to the arse of your horse while running at full speed kills him instantly.
Also I'm in Armadillo and I pay for a $2 movie. I come out of the theater and the first thing I see is a dog full blown pizzing on a big old rock.
It doesn't matter if they're laughing with you or at you, as long as they're laughing. -Jon Buck -
actibrick — 15 years ago(May 19, 2010 10:14 PM)
I was doing the mission where you save Bonnie from being hanged. I was killing off all the bandits.
This was on my second try. I go for cover behind some sort of well. Marston slides to cover then all of a sudden he's sent hiiiiiiiigh in the air. Then, he's falling down screaming, and I die. Wow. -
Littlebitsofgaming — 15 years ago(May 20, 2010 02:34 AM)
I was walking through a town (Armadilo I think) and went past the saloon. There was an agrument with a guy and a whore goin on.
I just stood there and listend, then the guy got really angry jumped on the whore and stabbed her to death.
I think I was supposed to save her, but it was just so funny listening in.
Also, it's great fun going into a saloon and selecting you fists and starting a good ole' bar brawl.
Another cowboy classic I can't stop doing is hitching my horse at a post with a blacony above it. Get on the balcony then jump off onto the horseclassic.
Ride your horse at full speed (without it bucking you) for around 5 mins. Then get off and walk around, Marston walks funny cos he is saddle sore.
Capture someone, hogtie them then put them on the train tracks and await the carnage.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God. -
running_blind5784 — 15 years ago(May 20, 2010 09:43 PM)
Haha yeah I've had that happen a few times.
I had another weird occurence tonight.
I was riding around in north new Austin hunting for boars and cougars, when I noticed a man nealt down in the distance. I rode towards him to see what was going on. He was looking at a dead woman, and he was crying. As I rode away down the hill, I hear a gunshot. Startled, I race back uphill to investigate again. The man had shot himself.
Now is that not weird? And this happened way way out in the middle of nowhere. Did I just witness a murder-suicide? That was one of the strangest things I've seen in a videogame.
it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography. -
Littlebitsofgaming — 15 years ago(May 21, 2010 02:49 AM)
noticed a man nealt down in the distance. I rode towards him to see what was going on. He was looking at a dead woman, and he was crying. As I rode away down the hill, I hear a gunshot. Startled, I race back uphill to investigate again. The man had shot himself.
I have seen that a few times.
There are a lot of things like that in the game.
Random things going on that you may miss. It just adds more to the whole feeling of the world being "alive".
Something just happend to me.
I was just out riding, not doing much and another guy on a horse said "Howdy" so I replied (love doing that). He then got off his horse and dissapeared behind a rock. So I went to see what he was doing, I walk around the rock and there the guy is taking a p!ss. He got a bit upset when I found him thoughbut it was funny.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God. -
running_blind5784 — 15 years ago(May 21, 2010 09:29 AM)
I'd seen someone kneeling over a dead body weeping before, but this was the first time I had seen it so far away from anybody. And certainly the first time I'd seen the person commit suicide! That's just like. whoa! Awesome crazy!
I like replying too lol. Actually I like beating them to the punch and saying howdy first, or just bumping into them and making John say "open your eyes mister!" just for the sake of getting a conversation started.
that's pretty funny about the dude taking a piss. I have yet to see anyone outside of west dickens pissing in that one cutscene.
Hey Haitian! Long time no see! Yeah this game is pretty much a 10 on the epic scale. Got some bugs here and there, but I hear rockstar is working on a patch. Other than that, the game is great. Some of the bugs and glitches are pretty funny anyway. I definitely recommend this game, especially since you liked gta.
Anybody like playing games at the saloon? My favorite at the moment is liar's dice. My least favorite is five finger fillet. Hold 'em is fun, black Jack is eh, and I really don't get horseshoes. I can't ever get the damn things anywhere near the target!!!
Oh, and the movie house is TOTALLY worth the $2 admission! Funny stuff!
it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography. -
ReflectedGlory — 15 years ago(May 21, 2010 10:30 AM)
Jesus! I got the game on release day but have had limited time to play it. These are great stories and seems like there is more to do in saloons than I realized. That's it, I'm going on a marathon this weekend.
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badhuman99 — 15 years ago(May 21, 2010 10:28 PM)
i was in mexico when i saw a man jump off a horse and run funny towards a bush and start peeing. i also saw the suicide but when i saw it it was a women crying over a man i wanted to shoot the gun out of her hand but i was too late. i hope this happens again.
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Fwank_The_Nutter — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 02:06 AM)
I shot my horse in the head while riding it. I didn't think it was possible.
I was supposed to help some guy get his wife back to him, so I hogtied her and dropped her on the floor in front of him, then I shot her in the head. He was still there later, willing to help me for $5.
A posse member shot his friend in the back when he walked in front of him.
I had a fistfight with a bull. You can try bullfighting when it charges.
I'm going to try and lasso someone on the train and drag them behind it.
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Littlebitsofgaming — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 03:40 AM)
How do you respond to people?
On the 360 it's the B button.
Circle button on the PS3.
Also, you have to be close-ish to someone, and you don't have to respond, you can get in first and have them reply.
You say different things depending on the time of day and where you are and who you speak to.
I still enjoy walking through a town tapping the button when someone comes close or rides by.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God. -
Fwank_The_Nutter — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 03:55 AM)
Cool, thanks. I'm gonna say something before I punch them in the face (do they ever die or stay down from a beating?). I tried once where I kicked a woman so many times the lawmen came, but I don't know if she died.
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TheNotChosenOne — 15 years ago(August 21, 2010 05:10 PM)
I shot a bear, and it did a soumersault.
If i go into certain areas of Mexico, all the mexicans get out of their carriages or horses and run away from me.
I seen't you rip a mans jawbone off! I SEEN'T IT!