A poster who looks like a cake

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:26 PM)

Many don't scan, though. He can't be matched for volume and wit, I'll grant.

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BartManForever — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 08:57 AM)

Facts.

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George Zimmer — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:46 PM)

THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET WAS I
MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A THIGH
I FILLED UP YOUR SISTER
WHO ADDRESSED ME AS MISTER
VERILY GUARANTEE IT DO I

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:47 PM)

Not bad. It scans, at least.

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ballz — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:00 AM)

Fugazi, a couch-bound old chap,
Lives life in a chips-and-snooze trap.
No job, not a care,
He won’t climb a stair—
His sister just sighs at his nap.

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ballz — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:02 AM)

He barks from the couch like a king,
Demands she bring every dumb thing.
He’s bitter and loud,
Entitled and proud—
Yet never has earned a damn thing.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:03 AM)

Excellent! Bloody TWD poets!

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Penny — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 01:10 AM)

10/10 for both!

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Damien Thorn 666 — 10 months ago(May 25, 2025 05:08 AM)

We need more.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 09:24 AM)

Ah, I see you support the mocking of Fugazi. I expect a full onslaught of retaliation any moment now …
My password is password.

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:03 AM)

Who never backs down from a fight?
With firm abs and buttocks so tight?
He's a comedy king
Always wins in the ring
If you guessed it's Steve, you'd be right!

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:04 AM)

Fan-****ing-tastic!

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:08 AM)

Thanks, you Filthy Baboon!

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:11 AM)

His demise will be pretty soon
If he meets up with hungry at noon
He is only 5’4”
But wide as a door
And resembles a filthy baboon

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Uncreative — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:15 AM)

The man who looks like a tuber
Could barely fit in his Uber
He was too ghey
To visit Conway
So he made his evasive maneuver

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:16 AM)

Brilliant!

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Penny — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 01:11 AM)

Crystal, that was beautiful!

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 04:31 AM)

Thanks! The beginning of my lim reminds me of the Shaft theme song:

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Steve!
You damn right
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Steve!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Steve!
Right on
They say this cat Steve is a bad mother –

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 04:31 AM)

Also, I'm glad you're back!

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Penny — 10 months ago(May 24, 2025 12:58 PM)

Thanks : )
And hey, god damn chatgpt is stealing us lyrical masters’ joy for existence! I posted a limerick for my husband’s birthday that people liked. A woman I work with then sent a work email with one (she’s on my page so I assumed I inspired it) and I told her I liked it and she said she used chatgpt (or whatever app). And then today, she posted a limerick for her sister’s birthday and so I’m assuming that’s chatgpt, too! But damn it, everyone loves it and she’s getting equal credit as me. Fuck that