Hungry and Monicah?

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 08:34 AM)

Madame, would you be so kind as to answer some questions for my investigation?
This man, the douche, what has he been up to?

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Sophienoire — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 08:40 AM)

lol, sure, Inspector!
well, the douche, widely known as He Cant, was posting here last as "Morris Dancer" some time last year, but he really did not make much of an impression. he seemed very tired and worn out. he also wanted me to put him on ignore for some weird reason, so i wouldn't talk to him anymore.
i told him to "get ****ed." and that was pretty much the last we spoke. he disappeared a while after that. where to, i have no clue. i'm sorry.
the sound of your racing heart

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 08:43 AM)

I cannot say this constitutes a crime, but it does appear you are right to call him a douche.

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Sophienoire — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 08:51 AM)

yes, considering that we got along really well on the old imdb boards towards the end, he was really rude to me last year. thanks for seeing that!
the sound of your racing heart

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 08:58 AM)

The world revolves around you, so if somebody doesn't want you to talk to them they must be borderline evil.

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Sophienoire — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:07 AM)

exactly! u are a very good inspector for recognising this.
the sound of your racing heart

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:11 AM)

I am very well respected and loved here in France for my skillful insight.

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Sophienoire — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:22 AM)

ohhh. that's nice and i can definitely see why, yes.
i already love u for acknowledging that the world revolves around me.
the sound of your racing heart

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:14 AM)

My credentials have not yet been verified so I am unable to send you a dm, but I would like to ask you some personal questions. May I do so here, or would you like to give me your home address?

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:18 AM)

Smooth.

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:23 AM)

If you're implying what I think you are, I'm highly offended! I am conducting a very serious investigation. My inquiries are strictly professional, not carnal.

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:26 AM)

Good thing you told me before I gave you my address too. Now I have no reason to do so.

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:28 AM)

CrystalRaindrops said...
Good thing you told me before I gave you my address too. Now I have no reason to do so.
You may yet be drawn into this investigation. Please do not leave the country without informing my department.

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:32 AM)

Inspector Clouseau said...
You may yet be drawn into this investigation. Please do not leave the country without informing my department.
What is your department?

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 05:27 AM)

CrystalRaindrops said...
What is your department?
Lost and found, but I like to help out on homicide or vice when I have the time. I've always got the time, btw.
They keep trying to move me to the homocide dept but I refuse. I am not interested in what the gays do to each other. I'm non judgemental.

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 08:13 AM)

Inspector Clouseau said...
Lost and found, but I like to help out on homicide or vice when I have the time. I've always got the time, btw.
They keep trying to move me to the homocide dept but I refuse. I am not interested in what the gays do to each other. I'm non judgemental.
Have you ever worked in the insecticide dept?

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Sophienoire — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:23 AM)

of course! shoot, inspector, right here, right now!
the sound of your racing heart

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:25 AM)

Did you and this douche character have a romantic relationship? If so, how did it end?

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Sophienoire — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 09:28 AM)

LMAO omfg noooo
what a silly thought! please, my good friend, that's absurd, for various reasons.
the sound of your racing heart

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Inspector Clouseau — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 05:23 AM)

Sophienoire said...
LMAO omfg noooo
what a silly thought! please, my good friend, that's absurd, for various reasons.
I'm very sorry, Madame. Obviously no offense was intended, it's just that you sounded like a jilted lover.