Tragically hep

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dbentley666 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 01:57 PM)

This is for you. It's called a simp tote (some people spell it asymptote). It's to carry stuff for her current bf.

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Chase — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:49 PM)

Good idea! She'll see how helpful I am. She can't deny me now, though… if she does, it's OK. I'm not going to push or anything.
Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Chase — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:53 PM)

Apparently, she uses it to "cyber" her current boyfriend. Not sure what that is, but she seemed excited! Maybe she's finally seeing me as boyfriend material?!
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dbentley666 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 03:42 PM)

I think Chase gets the simp vibe better than the rest of us. Of course, that may simply mean he is hyper-masculine and is secretly laughing at us real simps!

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dbentley666 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 03:54 PM)

Come to think of it, Jacky once reported that Chase has been known to slam her against the wall and make frenzied love to her while listening to the audio-book version of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

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dbentley666 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 04:13 PM)

Ash-Boomstick said...
Jacky said that? You sure it wasn't the other way around? Jacky is a badass and scares me
It might have been. We may never know.

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Cerridwen — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 05:45 PM)

Ash-Boomstick said...
Let's find out!
Hey
@Cerridwen
, I'll hook you up with some
Arby's curly fries
if you can answer a question for Bentles and I!
What the ****, y'all.
Everyone knows who's being bent over whose knee in this relationship.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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The<>Mechanic — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 06:03 AM)

Cerridwen said...
What the fuck, y'all.
Everyone knows who's being bent over whose knee in this relationship.
Chase?
Ho Ho Ho

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:14 AM)

densley666

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:24 AM)

I don't like how that looks, the extra E is needed.
denseley666

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dbentley666 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:26 AM)

It's simp-ly perfect now.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:28 AM)

You haven't simped me in a while. I'm getting antsy.

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dbentley666 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 02:29 AM)

Some people would say I'm in a permanent state of simphood as far as you're concerned.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(August 17, 2023 10:18 AM)

dsimpley666
Suits you.

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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(June 25, 2021 01:34 AM)

he’s not wrong tho