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Why must we keep this cutlery charade going?

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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Walking Dead


    /.​ — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 08:01 PM)

    What are the arguments for using utensils? Are they all related to the optics rather than the functionality? It's more civilized? Great. Let's make a show of our civility before we invade the capitol or burn and loot small businesses. Soup can be poured down your gullet and most everything else can be picked up with your fingers like you're a wild animal, because you are. It gets weird with cake though. Maybe we cut the cake first.
    The only thing you need a spoon for is creamed corn. The consistency makes it awkward to pour it straight from a bowl. It must either be eaten with a spoon or baked into a cake. Shooter is all that stands between us and freedom.
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      Vlad. — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 08:07 PM)

      I sometimes devour my meat using my bare hands, like a wild animal. Same way I devour my women. But I always wash my hands.
      Stop.

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        /.​ — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 08:08 PM)

        This. You must wash your hands even if you use silverware, so it's the same difference. There's nothing more liberating than consuming a steak with your bare hands.
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          Vlad. — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 10:40 PM)

          Exactly. Even more liberating when it’s a raw slab of beef.
          Stop.

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            /.​ — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 10:49 PM)

            Can you not say those things? There are vegans here.
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              /.​ — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 10:41 PM)

              I just lick my fingers clean. Is that not okay?
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                /.​ — 3 years ago(May 14, 2022 10:55 PM)

                Depends. I was just feigning civility, similar to those eating with forks and knives. But
                many activities dictate you have clean hands. If, for instance, we lived in a world where someone other than Warren played guitar, and if, for the sake of argument, that person were me (it isn't, I'm not Warren), I would need to either wash my hands or shorten the lifespan of the strings/wood.
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                  The◇Mechanic — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 03:05 AM)

                  Lol
                  Welcome to Filmboards. The short bus of movie chat forums.

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                    Bee — 3 years ago(May 15, 2022 12:44 AM)

                    I try to eat most things with a spoon
                    Anyone remember salad fingers?

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                      /.​ — 3 years ago(May 15, 2022 07:28 PM)

                      Conformist.
                      My password is password

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                        /.​ — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 01:32 AM)

                        I remember lady fingers. And finger food. But not salad fingers. Spill!
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                          Bee — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 02:16 AM)

                          Lol I don't know why but it was a thing

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                            /.​ — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 02:48 AM)

                            My password is password

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                              Bee — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 02:51 AM)

                              I'll rub you with rusty spoons

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                                /.​ — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 02:54 AM)

                                runs away
                                My password is password

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                                  CorNelley — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 02:49 AM)

                                  CREEPY

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                                    Bee — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 02:51 AM)

                                    lol right! I guess that's what pulls people in

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                                      Lilith — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 03:07 AM)

                                      I laughed, but Bee, dear Bee,….what the heck did I just watch?
                                      (You little weirdo, you!)
                                      "Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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                                        Bee — 3 years ago(May 16, 2022 04:07 AM)

                                        Lol that's what makes it good!
                                        And lilith!!! I hope you're having a good Sunday evening, my love!

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                                          CorNelley — 3 years ago(May 15, 2022 12:45 AM)

                                          Where is Forky when we need him!!

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