It's off the charts, folks!
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β 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:08 AM)And FYI as a PSA to guys, not every woman likes big dicks. Size is really a nuanced preference among women.
I donβt think any of the guys here have anything to offer Anna besides future restraining orders and attorney fees.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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β 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:12 AM)Well maybe I should have reworded that but I meant sheβll be filing them for you guys to stay 50 feet away, guaranteeing no COVID , semen or crazy transmission per Dr Fauci.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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Damien Thorn 666 β 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:45 AM)
I doubt that Bentley could handle Anna, even in his wettest dreams. Anna wouldnβt want anything to do with someone who is the equivalent being scum underneath her very own shoes anyhow.
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Damien Thorn 666 β 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:50 AM)
Thanks! You are as well. I donβt think you have much to worry about when it comes to Bentley, since he strikes me as being the type of man who would be too busy checking himself out in the mirror to notice your beauty. He strikes me as a narcissist.
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dbentley666 β 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:51 AM)
For anyone who wants to see a truly original and vigorous thinker in action!
Anna: He is something I wipe off the bottom of my shoe.
Russell (five minutes later, like a lobotomized parrot): Anna wouldnβt want anything to do with someone who is the equivalent being scum underneath her very own shoes anyhow.
Notice how Russell has vastly improved on Anna's prose by leaving out a preposition and adding "very own" (to make it clear that somehow getting something on her own shoes is more worrying than getting it on a borrowed pair -perhaps on someone else's feet?)