Bee appreciation thread
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MadIAm — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 04:46 PM)
You are now allowed to give a few remarks at my funeral using a megaphone while sitting on a tree branch. Keep up the good work and I'll let you sing Danny Boy on top of my casket while I'm being lowered into the ground.
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MadIAm — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 04:55 PM)
In case you were wondering, this chain is 50 links long.
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/19664425/permalink/#p19664425 -
Bee — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 05:05 PM)
I picture myself trying to make jokes to distract from the fact that I have no upper body strength while your family watches in discomfort.
"Haha they really bury these things six feet deep, huh? You guys can go get food, you don't have to watch this" then I nearly make it out but fall back down. -
MadIAm — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 05:09 PM)
There will be a few shots (this is a TV show now) of everyone eating from the vegetable tray and in the background you keep almost making it out and then falling backwards back into the grave. Then as everyone drives away, you finally crawl out but everyone's gone except for you and the backhoe guy who's just kind of staring at you. You avoid eye contact and muster up as much dignity as you can, brush yourself off, straighten your hat, and walk away.
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Bee — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 05:20 PM)
The fact that I'm wearing a hat makes it so much more ridiculous lol do you remember when I showed you and Pete my prom picture and you guys dragged me for wearing a hat? But I guess this one would be a huge funeral hat, like the ones people wear in the South.
There would also be a part before I get out, where they start putting dirt in the whole and I say "excuse me? Ummm hey?" quietly, like Sandra from superstore, and then I think about giving up and just getting buried alive. But I'll use the dirt to get out.
And then I'll go in and try to smile casually while I fix myself a plate, all covered in muck. -
Macuahuitl — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 07:30 AM)
Bee? She's alright. I don't have much else to say, so why don't we have a look at a few testimonials:
"If Bee and Monicah were both falling off a cliff and I had the strength to save both, I'd still let go of Bee to ensure I saved Monicah."
-Kyle
"She's the very epitome of the legendary old TWD board. Witty, never too ruthless, with an incredibly quirky sense of humour and an unpredictable style of trolling."
-Brittany
"I love you,NZer ."
-Kirk
"Yaaaaaas queen! I'm a Professor, everyone!"
-Bentley -
Bee — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 07:52 AM)
"If Bee and Monicah were both falling off a cliff and I had the strength to save both, I'd still let go of Bee to ensure I saved Monicah."
-Kyle
Kyle just PMed me and said that this was true but that I shouldn't be upset about it because monicah is better than me. I blocked him.
"She's [Bee] the very epitome of the legendary old TWD board. Witty, never too ruthless, with an incredibly quirky sense of humour and an unpredictable style of trolling."
-Brittany
Oh Brittany. Brittany, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Britt-a-ny: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Brit. A. Ny. It was love at first post. Last post every ever post. If I were a single woman I'd take her away from all this and sing something that's relevant to our circumstance (we found love in a hopeless place by Rhiana but I'd put a cool hipster spin on it, come on, styg) but I'm not. I can only love her from afar but my heart beats.. Britt-any Britt-any Britt-any (I know that's not how a heart should sound. It's a health problem)
"I love you ."
-Kirk, addressing NZer
salient relevancy
"Yaaaaaas queen! I'm a Professor, everyone!"
-Bentley
that should be his sig -
Sophievirus — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 05:25 PM)
she's supportive and a great friend, so sweet and the life and fun here and she makes me laugh so much and hard.. i gotta show my appreciation in portions cuz i actually left this place forever and only am coming back to this thread every once in a while bc of my wonderful Bee
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Cerridwen — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 09:33 PM)
I love Bee. She's good people, and she stands by her opinions. I'm chuffed to bits she decided to join filmboards, even though I'd not interacted with her before her time here. She's a fantastic contributor, and helps to keep the place from going stale.
Hark! Harold the angel sings. -
Bee — 5 years ago(April 27, 2020 10:44 PM)
Aw thanks, Jacky! I feel the same about you. I know I've been replying to your posts and laughing at stuff you say -which might seem wierd since we don't know each other, but I'm not a stalker, I swear! I just think you're cool