Platonically.
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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 03:49 PM)
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling said...
It's all in the tone. Again, strange that an English professor should lack such basic understanding of language.
Very strange, Watson! Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. The game's afoot! -
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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:02 PM)
hungrytheheretic said...
You clearly have no idea who that is but it's delightfully entertaining how you squirm around trying to avoid answering a direct question because you are factually a fraud.
Ah, the comma splicer himself is here! Now Spelling can retire behind the splendour and pathos of your distinctive style! -
Morris Dancer — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 07:12 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Ah, the comma splicer himself is here! Now Spelling can retire behind the splendour and pathos of your distinctive style!
What the **** is going on in here? This thread is all over the place. -
Sophievirus — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 01:31 PM)
Is this hungry?
i don't think so. Ghost of Aaron Spelling made the genius Filmboards TV show characters descriptions, remember? i don't think hungry would care about this at all.
i love Ghost of Aaron Spelling cuz they really flattered me with my character, i still feel my tummy fluttering when thinking about it, but they are way off with u here, Bentley, i agree.
i wish everybody would just get along here. we are here to have fun and kill some time. not to fight all the time. well i am at least here for fun and not fighting
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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 01:44 PM)
I just took a quick look at his writing on that Filmboards TV thingie. It took me literally a minute. Look at these:
A homosexual cruise artist who rocks the jizz moustache and has a crotch that smells like anchovies, Gameboy is the protagonist’s ineffectual but resolute “right-hand” and one-man personal protection unit. So gay, there are no known adjectives to describe the extent of his affection for submissive young boys. Loyal and determined, he is prepared to top any bottom in pursuit of Nimda’s dignity.
An unintelligible, intoxicated Scot, blissfully unaware of the humiliation he brings upon himself daily. With his impaired frontal lobe, he’s unable to either communicate coherently, or apply any degree of reason or sense to the situation. In no fit state to knowingly support our struggling protagonist, Juan Kerr is often as much of an impedance to Nimda’s goals as any villain. However, deployed at the right times, this tenacious and unwitting Caledonian can stop even the most determined horde.
He has a sentence fragment in the first one (So gay, there are no known adjectives to describe the extent of his affection for submissive young boys.)
In the second, he misuses the word "impedance." I suspect he means impediment, but his high school training proved inadequate. -
Sophievirus — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 01:54 PM)
isnt it great
have u read mine?
Drew Barrymore as Sophie
Through the power of a mysterious white, crystalline powder known as “Chalk”, the schizophrenic Holly Cherry is able to transform their state of mind and embody an assortment of personae. Tooth ‘n’ Nail is a twisted, sexually repressed homosexual, trapped in Oregon, while only a pipe full of smoke away is Sophie, a formidably sensual and sexually appealing German, who identifies as a Lynx on the Feline Scale. Scenes shot from the internal perspective of the character (as Drew Barrymore) illustrate a multifaceted misandrist socialite with an insatiable appetite for fun, fapping and ****ing. Externally (as Keith Richards) we see a gnarly, leathery shell of a human being. Their unquenchable thirst for “the Code”, with its power to control global perception, are an emerging threat to the Filmboards project. To ensure victory in the “End Game”, Nimda must heed the prophesy of Nancy, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and LaToya - the metaphysical collective known as The Elders - and “Just Say No”.
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/3295583/
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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 01:59 PM)
Yes, that was quite good, and relatively free of errors. He has "are an emerging threat" instead of "is," because he thinks he's dealing with more than one noun, but it really is governed by "thirst." But I'm just being pedantic, since pedantry seems to be the chosen mode of attack of the poor sod challenging me. It's well-written, and funny, and not malicious. I suspect it's a joint venture, with people of varying literary skills involved.
