is eugene the only likable character left (SPOILERS)
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Walking Dead
Demented_Dogg — 8 years ago(December 06, 2017 03:34 PM)
so i decided to catch up on the walking dead and i must say, every single character is a unlikable moron. rick is obsessed with making deals with the dumpster people even tho they have proven to be untrustworthy autists. darrel decides to unite the workers and the saviors by unleashing the zombies inside the building, which in itself is retarded because it seems like that small gap between the truck and the walls rubble is perfect for killing zombies one at a time. jesus is almost as retarded as his bible counter part and wants to share what little food they have and try and rehabilitate the surviving savors, and of course pregnant hormons lady agrees to let them inside there ****ing safe space, even tho one guy straight away tries to steal a gun a kill her. the black king lets his tiger get eaten for what? for nothing thats what. that may be the last tiger left on the planet and he just lets it get eaten by zombies? what the **** someone call green peace on this guy. speaking of black guys the black priest wants eugene to betray negan even tho he had a golden opportunity to kill the bat wielding maniac himself when he had a ****ing pistol and negan only had luciel. i could keep going, ever character is a retarded hypocrite except for one. eugene. in a world where the only thing that matters is survival its obviously the guy with the mullet who keeps it real. from the very beginning this guy has been a absolute genius. he knows he wont survive on his own in this god forsaken zombie apocalypse, so he tells everyone he meets that he knows how to cure the zombie problem and sure enough, people are just lining up to save his ass. when negan arrives and everyone is having to give negan half their **** or more, eugene manages to become the most important man in the saviors group, so much so that negan gives him a pimped out room, a jar of pickles, and two of his own wives for company. eugene is hands down they best character not only on the walking dead but on all of television, and he is the only redeeming thing about this absolute travesty of a show. he should be the king not that black guy who let his tiger die. if they kill him off this season i will never watch this unrealistic garbage ever again!
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Vlad. — 8 years ago(December 06, 2017 09:30 PM)
okay bend over that table. Be sure to yell at the top of your lungs every five seconds for approximately one second, then stop yelling abruptly before continuing the pattern of yelling. Really turns me on
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mangina — 8 years ago(December 06, 2017 10:03 PM)
I hope you're also turned on by the sensation of soft warm poop oozing out of my butthole and onto your erect phallus like a mr whippy on a hot summer's day, because that just happened.
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Demented_Dogg — 8 years ago(December 06, 2017 09:35 PM)
you son of a bitch! how dare you insult the man with the mullet! eugene is a genius living in a land of morons, something you could never related to! you are either a darrel fan or a mullet hater. those are the only plausible explanations to your unwarranted outburst against arguable the greatest tv character even written by man! if you really feel that way, then maybe you should just do the honorable thing and seppuku yourself right this very instant!
